Xyla

Normal people scare you.Your well known for your motherly nature towards the people you love and your undying enthusiasm. Very responsible but the kid in you is still very alive. Your the sweetest, most amazing, loving person ever but if there's someone on your bad side, they're in trouble, let's just say that. You absolutely LOVE BACON and If it was possible to put bacon in everything, you know you would.

She ate all the bacon!.. Yup that's a Xyla for ya.

by theGINGER February 25, 2015

xylophila

A person who loves nature but is not a tree hugger.

wow she is so cool shes a xylophila

by hannnah098 July 1, 2007

Xylicon

A hairy italian.

That smelly italian is one Xylicon.

by KingKoopa June 28, 2004

Playing the Purple Xylophone

A slang term referring to using cocaine (specifically, snorting cocaine).

"Yeah I heard Jim got too caught up in playing the purple xylophone. It really ruined his life."
"My mom always told me to avoid playing the purple xylophone."

by anonymous March 29, 2022

Xylon

A way to describe somebody that's a chad. Hey man check out that Xylon over there.

Hey man did you hear that he pulled a xylon move he's a God.

by Dabfreak September 28, 2018

xylophone

To move along a line of naked women who are all bending down, and spank their bottoms - which are of varying sizes - with one’s penis; to play a tune on women's buttocks. From the Greek xylo meaning ‘wood’ and phonnicus meaning ‘to hit tunefully’

by Martin Duxon August 8, 2003

Xylonation

When things that have been encountered are thought about to their extreme potential.

"Man, Fuck that Shit."

"So you want me to have sexual intercourse with faeces then?"

"Ahh, I see you have an interesting use of Xylonation there! You are most definitely Xylonated, dude!"

by Xylon Ganxta February 4, 2009