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Weener Wrap

A Weener Wrap is the act of cloaking your penis in any one of the Sesame Street puppets and presenting it to ones lover while imitating the character's voice
Joey's girl said she's had it with his Weener Wraps after he went full Cookie Monster on her in bed again
by Apollo83 July 13, 2019
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Wrap-N-Jack

When you masturbate in the shower while watching porn on your phone wraped in a sandwhich bag.
My wife walked in on me while I was cranking out a Wrap-N-Jack.
by neednottoknow December 13, 2010
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warped tour

eight hours of pure awesomeness radiating from on one of the 5 stages occupied by incredible bands.
kid 1: dude where'd ya get that awesome teeshirt, meet taking back sunday, hookup with some hott girl, mosh, crowd surf, eat shitty food & sweat!?

kid 2: warped tour man. c'mon.
by kelsey March 5, 2005
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wrapping presents

A phrase used by a person who is masturbating to a magazine when someone knocks on the door. Popularized by Master Shake in an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
*knock*

"Don't come in, I'm wrapping presents!"
by sanfud n sun April 30, 2006
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Warpath

Tank autobot BOOM made in ZOWIE 1985.

Has the KABOOM personality of ZOWIE a tank BOOM.
"Warpath is so annoying all that man says is BOOM" -autobot Jazz
by Kantorex February 12, 2021
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Bacon Wrap

A) Verb. To take something that is already in a positive state of being and then elevate it to an unprecedented level of excellence by modifying or adding to it.

B) Verb. A deal sweetener.
Andre really bacon wrapped the deal by offering to deliver that muthafucka to LaRon's aunntie's house where he stay at.

The pizza shop hottie really bacon wrapped my order, she hooked it up with a free calzone AND extra ranch sauce.

If the bouncer isn't taking your $20 and is asking for more money, bacon wrap the deal by whispering a haiku in his left ear.
by A1MurderSauce October 6, 2012
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the warp

The cause for all physchic abilities in the Warhammer 40000 universe. Also the cause for the forces of Chaos.

The warp is hard to describe, in that it is completely chaotic, yet to some a sole salvation. Psykers can communicate telepathically through it and some can use it as a sort of weapon, with physical effects. Some can rip a tear in the warp through which others may be sucked. Others can use the warp to enhance their own capabilities.

Through all these advantages though there are even more dangers. Chaotic beings and malicious daemons travel through the warp and can enter this realm through its wielder.

Psykers face a constant danger if not disciplined. The daemons can speak with these psykers and even persuade them to be possessed. The effects of possession are horrible and mutagenic, transforming the host into two beings in one body, one is constantly trying to take over all control and burst free of the conciousness of the host.
It was pure chaos, vomitted striaght out of the warp.

The warp spawn grew grotesquely from its host.

The beast had four arms, no five, i couldnt count them as they were constantly changing. The effects of the warp are terrible to behold, indeed.
by Rodell August 12, 2006
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