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wowzers means your so dumb that you lick a pole and say wow that popsicle tasted amazing
WOWZERS has no sentence
by KittyLover #1 Middy Kitty November 13, 2016
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WoWer

Someone who obsessively plays the game World of Warcraft.
Why do we never see Tom anymore?

He's kinda become a WoWer
by Ash1231231231232123123 March 6, 2011
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wower

1. To pleasure one-self in the shower

2. To pleasure one-self in the company of Bower
1. "Hey Jack, you have a nice shower?"
"Yeah, i was feeling horny so took a wower"

2. "Damn that was a good wower, but Bower didnt seem to enjoy it"
by shirepuss September 20, 2006
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Wowser

A religious freak. Typically the sort that wants to ban fun in all forms.
Wacky web witnessing wowsers were warring with whoopee wherever we went.
by evildave September 1, 2009
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woozer

1a cooler and funkier way of the word loser.2a guy that CONFUSES people and assumes that people would automatically know what he meant by "2:00".3The person that lost the art pad battle because he sucks balls!
4Word developed wen a funky fresh chick named Diane, made a typo and combine weezer and loser together..because she loves woozer and thinks of them 24/7..but was trying to dis somone and out came woozer!
1Nick is such a woozer, that he spells his name Nik instead of Nick to make it look cooler.
by DIANE (: April 20, 2005
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wowser

Originaly from the movie/show "Inspecter gadget", it would be Inspecter Gadget's word when he would solve a clue or something very hard. Just like jinkies from scooby doo. This word can have two meanings, one for surprise
or shock and the other as a sexual slang word for sperm.

This word is rarely used in any case. Its mostly made fun of or to crack jokes with.
Wowsers!
Wowsers! I'd never guess that.
Wowsers your really stupid.

Damn! I wowsered on my keyboard.
I just wowsered all over my hand.
Let me wowser all over you.
by Matt 159 September 8, 2006
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wowzers

a term of shock and disbelief. usually said in a nerd, geeky voice.

syn: woah
Lucy: I got a new graphing calculator today!
Marvin: WOWZERS!! Can I take a looksie?
by Taz M.D. May 2, 2009
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