wompratting

To manuver down forcefully and slam your penis into a small opening while blindfolded at a nearly impossible distance.

When Luke Skywalker and the rebel alliance talk about the plan to destroy the Death Star, and Luke says that he used to bullseye womp rats in his T-18. He uses the force to send his photon torpedoes (cock) into the 2x3 meter exhaust port (a rather larger slit in my opinion). He lasers the torpedoes using the force, much like the man must do with his cock to be a true Jedi.

"Yo I just became a Jedi master by wompratting this chick" - Apprentice

"Just like shooting, right kid?"

While attempting to womprat his girlfriend, Luke missed the entrance and splintered his genitals.

by WoodenBlock July 28, 2014

Wophead

a person with a head that you would like to slap the shit out of at first sight just because of the way they look.

look at that wophead . i'd like to slap the shit out of him.

by dookie pachu January 12, 2016

wolphi

A special kind of man. He possess great physical prowess and unique spiritual insights. He knows things others do not. He is almost godlike in form and nature. Transcends normal human limits in all abilities.

John was like no other. He was artist, mystique and athlete. He was Wolphi.

by sbrgrl October 12, 2017

wompanog

A (usually) sweaty, hairy, disgusting penis that you usually say you or your friends have and can be used when someone or something touches it.

Guy one: (bumps into guy two's dick)
Guy two: (autistic screeching) YOU JUST TOUCHED MY WOMPANOG

by DemDunutz January 2, 2018

Wimph

A temporary slow down in traffic that has no reason

Sorry i am running late, I got stuck in a wimph.

by JokerShew May 18, 2018

Womp and stomp

This is a sexual act in where you are FUCKING THE SHIT out of a girl which makes a womp noise and then you pull out and nut in her ear after this you’ll throw her to the ground and stomp on her head to get the jizz out of her ear making the womp and stomp

Boy 1: yo I was fucking that bitch Jessica the other day and I did the womp and stomp

Boy 2: holy shit is she ok

Boy 1: NAH NIGGA THAT BITCH DEAD

by LilNiggaBoy123 October 16, 2019

woompheg

The sound made when snow becomes unstable and compresses in an instant. It requires conditions where heavier snow has fallen on top on top of much lighter less condensed snow below. The surface area of usually 40+ square feet can compress down and pack the snow below causing the air out and producing an eerie sound.

As I was snowshoeing through some very deep snow, I saw and heard a woompheg.

by schulzzy January 9, 2022