Winkle

A shriveled up penis.

A man drops his drawers to have sex and the woman says "Oh look, it's a Winkle!!!"

by Jagger21 July 27, 2018

winkle dink

a guy, in a smoke shop in ohio!

that guy over there is a real winkle dink

by jj1369 February 14, 2025

Winkle

The definition of a defined wrinkle on the buttocks of a human being

I adore the winkle on your butt babes

by African Sunset July 16, 2019

Winkle

A winkle is a person that you’d like to call a profanity but won’t. So you call them a winkle instead.

Person 1: Dude, you’re a di—
Person 2: Shh! The teacher is walking in! Just say ‘winkle’.
Person 1: Dude, you’re a winkle.
Teacher: Kids and their slang these days. Sheesh.

by Weave Snatcher May 18, 2018

tiddle my winkles

A common phrase meaning “darn”.

Isabelle walks in wearing a shirt inside out.
Grant points it out to Isabelle.

Isabelle: “Aw, tiddle my winkles.”

by Hellopetunia99 December 16, 2020

Winkle

Winkle is a high life-form with powers unknown to human. His knowledge is far more impressive than anything ever conceived before. When someone feels Winkle’s aura, their underwear comes off.

winkle : wassup
hot beb: aughh >:D

by winkle’s #1 fan April 24, 2025

Winkle McShinkle

A term used when a stupid person is yapping about something that they definitely know nothing about.

"Dude, you're acting like such a Winkle McShinkle right now!"

by Chad06 April 2, 2024