Wind Lake, WI

Wind Lake is a tiny town, in where if you were to sneeze while driving you would pass it up. There is more bars and churches than places to eat, and zero grocery stores. There is always good fishing. 'Pistol Pete' is one of the cops in Wind Lake, and he is the best one. Wind Lake is unincorporated, and is home of the one and only Chupsters.

Do you want to go fishing on Wind Lake or Waubeesee Lake. Wind Lake, WI

by jesse and rick May 8, 2010

piss in the wind

Doing something that is a complete waste of effort and time for which you can expect no results and may even backfire on you.

Telling the president that invading other countries is unpopular with many voters is like pissing in the wind.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

full sail no wind

Maritime term used when the libido is willing, but your johnson goes limp due to recent or multiple orgasms, anxiety, guilt, etc.

Man! I finally got Cindy to go home with me and I got so nervous and worked up that I couldn't get it up!

Really? Was there something wrong with her? Were you tired or too drunk?

No! She was perfect! I was ready to go! I was full sail no wind. You think I still got a shot?

No. Unlike you, that ship has sailed.

by Tenacious Faulker June 8, 2012

lazy wind

A lazy wind; it doesn't bother going round you, it just cuts straight through

"Fuck it's cold"

"Yeah man, it's a reyt lazy wind today"

by Danon1 March 28, 2010

Valley of Wind

Large gust of wind that funnels between 2 large buildings or objects.

When I walked threw the alley between those two tall buildings, I was hit with a Valley of Wind that blew my hat clean off my head.

Example # 2 That Fart was so strong it almost created a valley of wind between my legs.

by Bruizer November 5, 2012

windfall vegan

a person who will only eat fruit that has been discarded by the trees (dropped off by natural causes e.g. the wind)

the ultimate selfless act to only eat that which wants to be eaten (fruit want to be eaten for seed dispersal) and you're only eating it when it wants you to when it has decided to discard it (off the tree).

bob: im goin' windfall vegan
fred: wow thats hardcore, like gandhi?
bob: nah, he was a fruitarian, he ate root vegetables aswell which the plant needs as a source of nutrients

by Ted Slade December 17, 2009

break wind

A replacement for "Fart". Mostly used by people(s) over the age of 55.

A: What's that smell?!
B: Sorry, I farted.
A: Don't say "fart", say "break wind"

by Anon1294810751 April 21, 2010