Guy 1: Did you hear what happend to joe?
Guy 2: No, what happend?
Guy 1: His crazy girl friend handcuffed him to a bed then pissed on his chest.
Guy 2: Aww nasty he got a Wet Wilder.
Guy 2: No, what happend?
Guy 1: His crazy girl friend handcuffed him to a bed then pissed on his chest.
Guy 2: Aww nasty he got a Wet Wilder.
by Spade of the Nation August 31, 2008

A scale used to determine that amount of "fucked up" a person is compared to functioning members of society.
by Dakota0990 August 29, 2016

“Mom I’m gooning rn!!” “Mom I just gooned to you” Benjain reef 232 wilder road is a gooner and should not be prohibited to walk the streets
by Benjain reef 232 wilder road February 7, 2024

A man who smells like he lives in a log cabin in the forest surrounded by evergreen trees and experiencing small electrical fires.
by Biff1992 February 16, 2023

Jack Wilder is one of the hottest men on earth. He’s in the movie “now you see me”. It’s a great movie and jack is the best horseman for sure. If you don’t agree your wrong. Sorry.
by Iloveflamingos November 12, 2022

by skippyscamp June 17, 2016

A cute guy a big heart who tries his best to make everything happy not caring about his happiness they're rare, fun to be with get yourself a Wilder
by drey56 January 27, 2021
