Facebook weatherman

When people post status's of the weather outside..

John: Its snowing hella hard outside!

Alex: No shit dumbass.. quit being a facebook weatherman

by ThisniggafromEK February 19, 2011

Case Western Reserve University

It is the only university on the country where having a better computer is more important than a girlfriend.

Don't show up at the library without an up to date lapop and ipod.

by Ellen Kay May 13, 2005

University of Western Ontario

Slang for an STD

I've been all over the University of Western Ontario and now it hurts to pee.

by Mortimer Benito April 9, 2009

westerlund

The term for a pilot who flew in an elite attack squadron of hot air ballons during the Korean War. These brave young men were completely annihilated during the first week of the war by faster, better equipped enemy airplanes. The Westerlund program was cancelled days later.

(must be said with Asian accent). "AHHHHHHHHH! WESTERLUNDS!"

by Dom Dellouise December 7, 2006

Western Carl

The act of sitting preforming a reverse cowgirl on your father's cock while he strokes your gooch hairs.

I was giving my dad the Western Carl and then my mom walked in.

by Doctor BBC March 16, 2017

western tight grip

When the person giving you a handjob has an incredibly tight grasp around your penis. This causes a restriction of bloodflow to the rest of your penis and a throbbing sensation as they continue to vigorously jerk you off with the power of a pneumatic drill, leading to an explosive orgasm.

Person 1: "how did the date go?"

Person 2: "I went back to her place and she gave me a western tight grip."

by FFW August 30, 2017

western virgin

A person who claims to be a virgin, even though they have engaged in sexual intercourse numerous times.

Guy: "you really know what you're doing girl!"
Girl: "but I really dont, hehe, I'm a Virgin"
Guy: " So you're a Western Virgin"

by Just_look_at_it September 25, 2018