wellspring

a horrible place that innocent teens are sent to to be tortured and "changed".
they make you work in the GARDENS!!
they make you muck stalls.
they have icky food that makes you rather have a food fight.
makes your parents go insane.
makes you wanna cry, but NOOO you have to suck it up!!

you have been a bad little girl,
your goin to wellspring!!!
NOOOO!!!! anywhere but wellspring!!

by held captive666 April 3, 2009

Beef Wellington

When a gentleman inserts his leg into a ladyfriend up to the knee.

The only acceptable time for a man to shave his legs is in preparation for a beef wellington

by Andy_Alphabitz August 14, 2009

kellering

When a man ejaculates during oral sex in the face of his female partner in the eyes temporarily blinding her like Helen Keller

I she doesnt swallow so when i pulled out i gave her a kellering.

by bigterm April 30, 2014

Hellen Kellering

Ejaculating into a girls eyes, mouth, and ears, disabling her hearing, sight, and ability to talk. You then sign the words F-U-C-K M-E into her pussy.

We were Hellen Kellering back there.

by Thee Big Bee June 20, 2010

Beef Wellington

A term that identifies a guy who is hot or good looking. Usually wears tight jeans, checkered shirts and band shirts. May have piercings, flesh tunnels and tattoos. Their hair should be fairly long with a fringe. It helps if they have a good music taste.

You are with a group of people and you're walking down the street. You spot a guy, that you think is looking good, so you state to your friends 'Beef Wellington!'.

by BicciIsSexy January 4, 2011

Duke Wellington

fecal matter derived from a human anus a.k.a. shit,crap,poop,poo,doo,deuce. Often shortened to "Wellington"

Yo, I need to drop a Duke Wellington.
Check out this gargantuan Wellington.

by morkfard May 4, 2003

Wellington

A wide, gaping vagina, reminiscent of a trusty rubber boot.

Given that Sandra was sporting a Wellington, Bernard was left with only a shallow suspicion that he was in fact having sex.

by BennyBwai September 23, 2011