weak

Something so funny it makes you laugh so hard that you become weak

(Popular in Southeast Virginia)

That's hilarious! I'm weak, bro.

by VAsFinest September 24, 2009

shit's weak

How to described something that is more lame than lame can describe.

Aw, man, you slept with that ugly bitch? Shit's weak.

by Mack 10 December 26, 2006

Weak ass nigga

Someone who doesn't know how to change a tire

That weak ass nigga Johnny had a mechanic called to change his tire.

by desipseudonym November 22, 2016

Weak Sauce

A way of saying that something is lame or boring.

"You mean the phish concert tickets are sold out? Weak Sauce dude."

by Austin August 3, 2004

got me weak

when something not funny ends up being funny and causes you to blurt out laughin'

Kermit the Frog sipping his iced tea got me weak.

by Jiggy Goth July 5, 2014

Weak Ink

Someone who has multiple tattoos with no muscle mass.

Tom: "Dude did you see that turd at the beach that weighed 120 pounds with 2 tribal band tattoos?"

Jason: "Hell yea I did, that flamer was sporting some major weak ink!"

by Kteezy July 4, 2009

Weakspot

Certain parts of the human that are ticklish.

Eraser: "Are you finding his weakspots?"
Teardrop: "Um...no?"
Blocky: "She was!"
Eraser: "WHAT?!"

by I don't say "bleh bleh-bleh"! July 25, 2019