Modern Warfare 2

The most effective contraceptive known to mankind.

Jill: Hey, wanna have sex?
Bill: Sure, lemme just play some Modern Warfare 2 first
*Plays for seven hours straight*
Jill: How about now?
Bill: Nah, pwning noobs makes me tired. I'm going to sleep.

by ipwnmadnoobs June 2, 2010

WAFTA

Acronym for "Walruses are Fucking Totally Awesome", an organization of walrus lovers.

Stephanie: "Hey are you a member of WAFTA?". Jack: "Of course, I Fucking Love Walruses!"

by Walri Lover April 28, 2011

Genital Warfare

(Noun) When a person uses sexual behavior to create interpersonal leverage. Usually refering to the giving or withholding of sex to gain favor in a situation. Typical of women, but men are capable to use this tactic as well.

Can also be used to describe the tactics of overtly sexual behavior or dress in public places, used to influence the crowd.

1) Becky engaged in genital warfare to convince her boyfriend to be more commited to the relationship.

2) Damn that girl is engaging in genital warfare coming to a classy party dressed like that.

by sanyamamike January 9, 2011

Naval Warfare

A spontaneous game played by two individuals whereas one shouts at any given moment, "NAVAL WAAAARFFAAAAARE!" very drawn out like and such. The two players then proceed to violently ram stomachs together. The word "NAVAL WARFARE!" was once said by one man to another. The other mistook it for, "NAVEL WARFARE!" thus the game being created. The game cannot be lost or won. Enjoy with your friends.

Friend1: NAVAL WARFARE
Friend2: AW HELL YEAH
*Furious bellybutton touching ensues*

by Tofubox August 27, 2013

Modern Warfare 2

The game that all the girlfriends of the world will soon come to hate.

Girlfriend: "Hey, wanna come to my place tonight and fool around?"

Boyfriend: "Nope, got some modern warfare 2 to catch up on."

by mw2freak October 14, 2009

watah

Pertaining to vagina that is wet, tight and has no odor.

I Need Me A Bitch That Pussy Smell Like Watah, Nice Tight Wet Pussy Wit No Odor.-Plies

Paul to Joe: "Man, I fucked Karen last night, it was not watah.

by Joe Schmidt, Paul Murray July 7, 2008

Modern Warfare 2

After months of it being out, and the 4-5 pages of Fanboy defs i'll tell you what this game really is; a piece of garbage. The campaign is great and the early first 4 months of online gameplay were alright, but now every self absorbed asshole, noob, and Xbox Live Midget on XBL I guarantee has this in their gaming collection. The online games so are full of noob tubers, kids, and wannabe MLG'ers that you can't turn one corner without being one-hit killed and possibly hearing "OMG NIGGA YOU GOT PWNED" from a kid who probably hasn't even gotten into

Pre-Algebra yet. The maps are a camper's wet dream and the Map Pack, to me, is a waste of 1200 MSPs. I personally think WaW will give you a better time then Modern Warfare 2.

Modern Warfare 2 is like the IPhone, there's a hack for everything and every asshole and annoying kid has it.

by DIE MW2 May 12, 2010