Whatever floats your waterlogged boat.

Used instead of whatever floats your waterlogged goat, whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, etc etc.
Used by smart people who are trying to prove they're up to date with both science and popular culture. Boats are made so they don't get waterlogged you wannabe college graduates!

Jeorne: Yeah, I wanna kill some australian maps.
Geekni: Whatever floats your waterlogged boat. See what I did there? Coz it's in the water? See? See?
Jeorne: riiiiight...

by come along pond November 26, 2011

Waterlogging

When you urinate in a girls anus and continue to pound her in the anus as her body fills with your urine

I went waterlogging and it was wet and smelly

by jigabooface November 22, 2011

waterloobelivet

tiktok “editor.” Has a little over 1,000 followers on the account. Is in love with Thom Bishops

Omg did you see WaterlooBelivet’s new shitty edit?
Yes! It was so bad

by DMRS August 29, 2021

Waterlogged rubber

A condom that has been ejaculated into 3 or more times.

After 6 hours with her, my condom was suffering from a case of waterlogged rubber and needed to be changed.

by Metelme18 September 16, 2010

waterlogged clarinet

When a female gets a mouthful of liquid and spits it down a mans urethra . This is a dangerous maneuver best performed by professionals

Lydia took a mouthful of water and gave mike a waterlogged clarinet

by Destructaclese April 10, 2016

waterlocked

Usually brought up with the use of a water pipe with a downstem. The result of the downstem being stuck, or 'locked' into place due to water being trapped in between the glass.

I cant clean my bong right cause the downstem is waterlocked.

by Zero2ndChances October 6, 2017

waterloshis bottletoshis

A phobia of water bottles

Jeff nearly died because of a water bottle not he has waterloshis bottletoshis phobia

by Cdawgz November 18, 2017