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walking cigar

A person who smells like smoke because of someone else's smoking habits. This condition is so bad that you can smell it from halfway across a school! The "walking cigar" is usually a fat person, which is why he is called the walking cigar and not the walking cigarette. He usually has no friends but still thinks he is cool. You will probably inhale some third degree smoke, so you'd better stay away from the walking cigar.
Guy 1: Eww can you smell that?!
Guy 2: Man, I think it's Jordan again, he's a walking cigar!
by *THAT* one guy April 20, 2014
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Walking Like John Wayne

Used as a hyperbolic expression referring to a woman’s walk after a large amount of sex or sex with a man with a large appendage.
“Wow, she’s hot. A night with me and she’ll be walking like John Wayne
by Brando1970 August 29, 2020
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Walking Abortion

Someone who is so profoundly ignorant that you feel they should have been aborted at birth, yet they still walk the earth today.
That guy Joe is the literal definition of a walking abortion
by PickleSniffer69 July 16, 2021
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pepi walkings

Phrase uttered to state that one has forgotten what they were going to say.

Metaphore Pepi (a dog) is the idea and has walked off without returning.
"So I said to him... ahh... Pepi Walkings"
by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004
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Walking Eagle

Allegedly an old Native American term for a bird so full of sh*t it can no longer fly. In the last 10 years, this term has been applied to a number of politicians with comical and seemingly plausible back stories.
Senator Barack Obama was invited to adress a major gathering of the American Indian nation two weeks ago in upstate New York. he spoke of his future plans for increasing every native Americans standard of living, should he one day become president. He referred to his positive voting record on Native American issues as a member of the senate. Although the senator was vauge about the details of his plan he seemed very enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his "red brothers and sisters". At the end of his speech the tribes presented the senator with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name-" Walking Eagle". The proud senator then departed to his motorcade, smiling and waving to the crowd. After his departure a local news reporter who was interviewing a group of chiefs who represented the Indian nations at the conference asked how they had selected the name they had given the senator, and it's meaning. They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
by Mortis525 May 8, 2014
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The Walking Dead

Comic series and now popular televison show on AMC created by Robert Kirkman. One of the best TV shows on the air today.
Person 1: Hey, did you see The Walking Dead last night?

Person 2: YES! I'm pretty pissed that my favorite character got eaten though.
by oceanic815 November 12, 2012
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walking meme

by tomsquacksons July 30, 2018
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