wardriving

v. The benign act of locating and logging wireless access points while in motion

wardriving is not a crime.

by blackwave June 11, 2003

Ed-warda

To hate on, cock block or otherwise ruin the fun for someone else.

Person 1: Yo, I was at the club talking to this honey the other night, and Sandy came over and said "you know you are wrong for talking to her when you have a girlfriend."

Person 2: Really? Why'd Sandy go all Ed-warda on you?

by slick&slim June 23, 2009

Traffic warden

Nasty hatchet faced scumbag who has a hatred for mankind and nothing else better to do with his/her life than stamp yellow penalty tickets on folks cars that have to work for a living and find it impossible to do so nowadays cos of petty rules and regulations designed to make parking impossible without forking out a small fortune.
Traffic Wardens also fit into the category of total Jobsworths who relish pissing people off and then carry microcameras and recording eqiupment to further punish the irate motorist angry that he has been ticketed for going 1 minute over time on the parking meter.
Like the Dinosaurs, they are tyrants who will sooner or later be made extinct.

Oh fuck, there's the Traffic Warden, better go and put another small mortgage in the meter to last the next ten minutes!

by stevie-J August 30, 2007

wardypookins

A giant who is in under 15, he/she must be at least 6'0" 200 lbs. Preferably with the name Ward,Edward or Francis

Wardypookins sat on me and it hurt.

Wardypookins is like the lt,lg,c,rg,rt on the the offensive line in football because hes so big.

by mr schlomo 2 September 22, 2006

Gemma Ward

One of the stunning faces of recent fashion, yes. 'Otherworldly' and Ethereal and (forgive us) slightly pedophilliac at the same time. Wait a decade or more to see if we can speak of her in the same career-league as Kate Moss, though.

Who is the 'danger' girl George clooney embraces on the cover of Vanity Fair (Oct 2006)? Gemma Ward

by tabula rasa October 29, 2006

curtis ward

one of three guitarists from the British, heavy metal/deathcore group Bring me the Horizon (BMTH) sometimes called a posser or sellout by douches but obviously isnt. he likes metalica, and is medium heigt, skinny, black hair, sometimes long sometimes not, has ear gauges, and no visible tattoos, and his philosophy in life is to "moan alot."

"I saw Curtis Ward during the Kerrang day of Rock."

by guylinergirl73 March 19, 2007

wardrobe malfunction

1. An excuse for uptight censors to impose "decency" on the public so they don't lose sponsors who push suggestive beer, car and lingirie ads on us.

2. An unintentionally funny explanation of VH1's future "most shocking TV moment." See also, "Soy Bomb."

Oh, no! A wardrobe malfunction! Let's call Mr. Coors and apologize for the indecency right away. Stern - you're fired!

by j-diddy April 30, 2004