Wiffacle

Wiff Miracle - When, by all accounts you should be very smelly, but, some how, you still smell good.

I was at work all day, then I went out drinking and dancing, then I ate a smelly take away, then had lots of sex, then slept for a really long time, and some how, I just dont smell!!!
Its a wiffacle!!!

by yip87 January 3, 2010

wifihi

A text message that you send from a wifi hot spot from your smartphone. You would have texted them the normal way but your in a different country at the moment and you can't afford roaming charges. A wifihi conversation is usually extremely short and to the point.

You:"Hey I'm almost in florida for New Years I'll ttyl"
Her:"When did you even leave? I thought we had plans and now your just sending me a wifihi?"
You:"Sorryyy Babe..."

by liamthehotmale December 29, 2010

wiffis

An offshoot of baseball played in parks on basketball or tennis courts, or in big gymnasiums. It’s a game for kids who cannot afford to play proper sports that require some type of fee to join. It’s played either by running the bases or automatics. It gets its name from combining wiffle and tennis since the ball of choice is usually a tennis ball. It’s unlike stickball where a smooth gas ball and an actual stick are used. It can be played a multiple of ways. It can be fast-pitch against a wall with a box that is the strikezone, and usually one on one or two on two. In this scenario, it is usually automatics. The bat is a standard wiffle ball bat with the knob cut off and newspaper is stuffed into it to give it some weight. Then, electrical tape is wrapped around the barrel of the bat, and sometimes a tape knob is made. Ground rules are dictated by setting. See definition of automatics. When you can fill a whole team on a court, you run the bases, and it’s usually bounce pitch, so as to avoid chasing balls when there is no wall behind you. Since the pitch comes in as a meatball, you cannot hit them out of the park, that’s usually an automatic 3 outs. You need to swing with control. Hitting the fence on a line drive is usually a homerun. Number of players varies, as do the rules depending on the number of players.

Kid 1: Hey, are we playing wiffis down at Buchmuller Park?

Kid 2: bases or automatics?

Kid 1: it’s just the two of us numb-nuts, automatics of course!

by shredder666 November 10, 2010

Wikifirm

To confirm a random fact using Wikipedia. Usually the more random the better as this would not be done for a well-known fact.

Jorge: What's the Concorde?
PDiddy: It was a wicked fast Jet that could go from New York to Europe in less than 3 hours
Jorge: I don't believe you
PDiddy: I'm going to wikifirm that to prove you wrong!

by PToTheDiddy January 23, 2011

Wiffery

A disease that flares up the night before or morning of an event that one wants to avoid. The sufferer can use Wiffery as an excuse to avoid unwanted activities.

Wiffery has varying levels of severeness, starting at Mild Wiffery, all the way up to Fatal Wiffery.

The first sign of upcoming Wiffery are wiffles.

Hey mate, can't make it to the quilting fair today, come down with a case of Mild Wiffery.

Maths test tomorrow, I think I'm coming down with a case of severe Wiffery.

by darcyf1 May 18, 2011

wiffledorf

A guy that goes around smelling girl's bicycle seats.

Did you just see that guy smell that girl's bicycle seat. What a wiffledorf!

by JK2000 March 11, 2014

Wifferdick

Verb; an intense sexual act!

A word that indicates that something bad will or has

happened. Another way of saying screwed "that guy just

got wifferdicked"

Another word for u-turn

Crap! Missed my turn, I will just make a quick Wifferdick!

I will blow her mind tonight with my Wifferdick.

by Bluntbeauty July 7, 2015