Wholesome Seal Award

Contrary to it's name, the Wholesome Seal Award is a reddit award mostly given to, not wholesome and heartwarming posts, but the most fucked up things you could imagine.

person 1- yo i just got a Wholesome Seal Award on my reddit post!!!
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...

by Yousnes Mkalki February 10, 2021

Wholesome Freak

A wholesome freak is a woman who carries herself like a lady in public, living up to her values. At first glance, one would think this woman is innocent. But at night when she gets home to her man, all that wholesome shit is out. She's sucking and fucking like porn star, throwing ass back & he better catch it. Babysitting kids in her mouth. Alladatttt.

I'm a wholesome freak. Innocent little girl by day, slut hoe for my man at night.

by Naeeb August 13, 2017

Wholesome cuckolding

Getting sexually aroused by another man doing something wholesome and proper for your wife, while you watch.

Examples: giving flowers, buying gifts, giving hugs and comforting.

"Hey, are you going to the concert with your wife?"
"No, im letting her go with her co-worker, im gonna just go by myself and get a spot in the back row."
"You and your wholesome cuckolding, jim."

by assshorts June 4, 2018

Wholesome thot

A woman with morals & values that has thot like tendencies. Usually found at bible study, college graduations, or feminist rallies.

I went to the Slut walk to find a wholesome thot and left with my wife

by Big Lief August 10, 2018

Wholesome Threesome

1. conducive to or suggestive of good health and physical well-being between three people in a sexual encounter
2. (AOK definition) Having organic blueberries eaten off two females sensual parts while saying "This makes Sense!"

My girlfriend and I had a wholesome threesome and everyone walked away satisfied

by Avi Burn July 29, 2020

wholesome fetish

When you're obsessed with something in a non-sexual way.

Pikachu is my wholesome fetish.

by Rei the Goat February 21, 2021

Wholesome zerio

whole zerio is invented by mish zerio is a a guy who likes demon and thinks he's evil but then get's almost never mad and never cusses never be's rude but say there a demon there evil epic ikr

mish=you are wholesome zerio
zerio=wat im not wholesome

by Mish-mish :D June 23, 2021