fetty wapped

when strange and/or unknown circumstances make you go blind from one eye or disable you from opening it for a short period of time

So yesterday ai was jacking off and the jizz shot went right into my eye,dude i was fucking fetty wapped

by SoleNigger29 June 4, 2016

Death warmed up

Used to describe someone who has a pale, gaunt and sickly appearance (but isn't actually terminally ill).

'My God, what's wrong with Rita? She looks like death warmed up.'

by Jim44 September 26, 2005

Gash warmed up in the microwave

An expression of something very shit.
Usually related to the way someone is feeling.

Person 1 - How you feeling after your night out?
Person 2 - Ohh mate, i feel like gash warmed up in the microwave.

Mate you forgot your keys....
OH GASH WARMED UP IN THE MICROWAVE!!

by Stevie A May 25, 2008

warper

First person shooter game player, who has too bad network connection, making him unhittable.

You won this CTF match only thanks to warper!

by Nakilon September 23, 2012

molly wapped

to be smacked on the cheek or forehead with a penis while giving a blow joy. Particularly done to a female, hence the name, molly.

I molly wapped that bitch good.

She needs to be molly wapped.

Man, i totally molly wapped you mom last night, and she liked it.

by wapperwoo April 24, 2008

Warpped

This is a term used to define someone who has poor communication with friends and family. Actually, someone who has poor communication with just his younger brother. A person who has been 'warpped' often avoids family gatherings, events, and phone conversations, for fear of being associated with his younger brother. They tend to think that because their younger brother is a retard, that their friends will judge him as being one. Which is completely wrong, because younger brothers are usually the funniest things in the world. They're one of the funny things.

Mike is totally warpped, everytime his younger brother Bradley picks up his house phone he hangs up right away.

Bradley was busy widing his bike, when he went into Mike's room to say hi. Mike yelled "GTFOMW", at him. Mike doesn't even want to be seen in his own room with his brother, because he's warpped. Bradley thought this was the funniest thing in the world.

by Bl0nk August 8, 2007

Warpedoed

A state of mind after taking copious amounts of drugs.

Lad I was warpedoed last night!

by Vivalamel February 18, 2019