wasted

To bring to a specific state by drinking alcoholic liquors, or other drugs.

"Man, i just pissed all over the toilet seat, i'm so fucking wasted."

by macka March 6, 2003

wahsted

Define wahsted(waHsted not wasted), means that it exceeds the common words to define intoxication. Intoxication stages begin with tipsy, drunk, wasted, shitfaced, and finally WAHSTED. Being wahsted may sometimes be difficult to realize. You're passed the point of puking(should have done that hours ago) and you survive passing out(means you never did)and you have no sensation what-so-ever meaning you're paralyzed. No one can really determine when they're experiencing the world of wahsted because too damn wahsted to know. Have you ever awaken to duct tape under your arm pits(OUCH!) and marker all over your face? Guesses that the person who performed the act was wahsted themselves especially when the design is very intricate and and looked tedious to create.

Damn look at Nick he's hella wahsted!!!

by Che and Bri June 26, 2004

maggot wasted

to get so drunk / wasted you act like a maggot at a Slipknot concert.

Greg and Steve got maggot wasted so their girlfriends left them at the bar.

by maggotnictron July 13, 2010

Dorito Wasted

Similar to "Chocolate Wasted" it is consuming many Doritos or any kind of chips at one sitting.

Jordan and Amber get dorito wasted 6 times a week. They need to cut it out.

by erdnoid July 14, 2011

Walton Wasted

The act of being inebriated to such a degree that no other term for describing inebriation is fitting. Being Walton Wasted was first done by Samantha Walton.

"Woah did you see that girl jump over the fence and fall on her face?" "Yeah, she was so Walton Wasted."
"Last night a girl almost knocked our big screen TV over, she was Walton Wasted."

by bgills October 15, 2011

native wasted

the act of getting super loaded and or fighting,getting thrown in jail or generally crazy behavior

johnny was thrown out the pub and into jail for getting wild and native wasted last night

by old dirty black rooster December 28, 2011

mando wasted

To consume copious amounts of alcohol until you take your clothes off and pass out.

Guy: I'm so drunk!!
Other Guy: He's getting mando wasted
Mando: hahaha not yet....bitches

by pistachionuts June 1, 2013