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The act of being inebriated to such a degree that no other term for describing inebriation is fitting. Being Walton Wasted was first done by Samantha Walton.
"Woah did you see that girl jump over the fence and fall on her face?" "Yeah, she was so Walton Wasted."
"Last night a girl almost knocked our big screen TV over, she was Walton Wasted."
by bgills October 15, 2011
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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