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waffle

the positioning of a subjecy that will be done be the wife of a household
well you just sit right there and my waffle get it.

(best when said with a country accent)
by anonymouse cheesehead June 24, 2008
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keyword or pseudonym for sneaking out and having sex on one's front lawn. Can be used to discuss in mixed audience, i.e. in the presence of parents or authority figures. can also be described in degree, such as half-waffle(blowjob) or third-waffle(handjob).
"Me and julia had some crazy tasty waffles last night...with lots of syrup."
by Juliaa Danger November 18, 2009
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To bash someone upside their head, with a unspecified foreign object of some sort. Could be a garbage can, chair, tire iron, or anything within reachable distance to the assailent.
"I knew the fight was going form bad to worse, when I saw the one guy waffle the other with a 'STOP' sign."
by D. Gould April 26, 2006
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Reply used whenever you realize that you have incorrectly told someone "Gesundheit" after a sneeze. Waffle is used most often with coughs and hiccups.
Tom: coughing noise
Sally: Bless you!
Tom: But I didn't sneeze.
Sally: Oh my bad gansta, waffle then.
by Banksta September 9, 2004
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What A F*cking Loser = WAFL = WAFFLE
>> how was the date!!?
>> he went home early to play C.O.D. and catch the season finale of american idle
>> waffle!
>> i know!!11'@!
by velvet coker May 29, 2005
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To be in-decisive. To wander back and forth across a playing field.
"We might have won that game (an RTS style game) if we hadn't waffled back and forth across the playing field."

-I chose to answer the cries for help and leave my fortified position to help another player, then after defeating that threat, was called again to help the 3rd player (on the other side of the board) with thinned forces. The losing battle wiped me out and eventually we all lost the game. I blamed the loss on "waffling back and forth." If we had each been able to defend our positions, we might have won!
by ZachP April 10, 2008
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To motorboat, or waffle, some testicles.
You waffle that shit.
by Clintosarus Rex January 13, 2009
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