A cheeky dick waffle is a smart ass who enjoys dicking with others, sometimes in some very clever or devious ways.
Dandyman: I heard you knew how to make an entrance. If I had known you were going to do all this, I would have hung some Union Jacks for you.
Alucard: Hold on! Did you put all this on for me? Who are you?
Dandyman: I am Tubalcain Alhambra or the "Dandyman." I may or may not have fed a lie to the local policia that in return for your capture I would give them immortality.
Alucard: And they fucking bought that?!
Dandyman: Like discount pichi.
Alucard: You cheeky dick waffle!
Alucard: Hold on! Did you put all this on for me? Who are you?
Dandyman: I am Tubalcain Alhambra or the "Dandyman." I may or may not have fed a lie to the local policia that in return for your capture I would give them immortality.
Alucard: And they fucking bought that?!
Dandyman: Like discount pichi.
Alucard: You cheeky dick waffle!
by Leyulf September 30, 2013
Get the Cheeky Dick Waffle mug.The act of moving from Waffle House to Waffle House over the course of a night. Similar to bar hopping, but with Waffle House.
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by PhreneticReaper June 18, 2014
Get the WAFFLE-O mug.AAVE slang derived from a brand of sweet snack that’s similar to a vanilla wafer. It describes a light skinned Caucasian person. Depending on usage it can be said neutrally, cheekily, or condescendingly. It can have implications similar to the slang “vanilla wafer” referring to a person who is unadventurous. In that context “nilla wafer” suggests a person has little exposure to cultural media, customs, and cuisine outside of their white racial experiences.
“I saw her on that show where she was booty shaking and trying to rap. I was like, ‘Okay, nilla wafer.’”
by lovely rat kitten September 29, 2022
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by Smug Motherfucker May 13, 2022
Get the Waffle Party mug.A sex act similar to the Boston Pancake, a man takes a shit on his lovers chest and smashes it down with his ass cheeks, he then takes his penis and mushroom stamps the shit paddy, thus creating the look of a waffle. He then jizzs on the shit waffle to simulate syrup.
Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.
1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.
2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.
3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.
Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.
1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.
2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.
3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.
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