“Waf” is another word for dog. Commonly known as the abbreviated version of “woof”, which is the sound dogs name. Therefore a dog is a waf.
Person 1: “Hey, your waf is adorable!”
Person 2: “Thanks!”
Person 1: “What breed is he?”
Person 2: “A Border Collie!”
Person 2: “Thanks!”
Person 1: “What breed is he?”
Person 2: “A Border Collie!”
by Valspark Blue July 23, 2018
Get the wafmug. 
Wife Acceptance Factor
The likelihood that the testosterone-jacking project you completed or purchase you made will be accepted by your spouse in the carefully curated home décor that they created.
The likelihood that the testosterone-jacking project you completed or purchase you made will be accepted by your spouse in the carefully curated home décor that they created.
"I had to return that vantablack 18" 1000 watt Megabooster subwoofer I ordered because it clashed with the pink unicorn themed sofa and curtains. It had an unacceptably low WAF."
by anonymous November 9, 2021
Get the WAFmug.