high voltage hair piece

when you use somebodys bandana to wipe your ass

"hey bro let me get your bandana,...I got swamp ass...then he puts the bandana back on his head,dam man now i got a high voltage hair piece

by Matt King August 30, 2006

voltage

A drunken welshman who likes to ride his bicycle

F**k me you ride like a voltage

by Anonymous July 7, 2003

high voltage

1) Awesome, exciting or energetic
2) Great song preformed by Linkin Park
3) Great song preformed by AC/DC

1) Man, that LP concert was high voltage
2) High voltage is my fav song
3) High voltage is my fav song

by Styrocen May 1, 2003

wart voltasm

The pimple on the inside of your thigh that collects smelly white gooh. Fun to squeeze while sitting on hopper.

I was sitting there enjoying the ambiance when I remembered to squeeze my wart voltasm. It was full and stinky.

by just another asshole July 9, 2006

Mars Volta

Dull, overwrought, pretentious crap. An incredibly overrated "prog" band, its just noise that useless teenages praise as experimental genius.

"The general Mars Volta strategy is to inundate us with so much horrible noise that anything with half a tune stands out as pure glory"

by Stark January 1, 2006

Mars volta

This is by far the worst band that you could ever listen to, and i mean it. never ever listen to this band or else your ears will be scared forever. This band sucks major cock because their fucking beats arent even beats it sounds like they r just punching the fucking guitar and just banging on their gay ass drums.

That Mars Volta band can suck my left nut and eat my butt crust because they suck dick.

That Mars volta band r fucking douche bags

by Mr. Phill November 25, 2006

voltars angry glove

when you are fisting a girl and you grab the first thing you feel and pull

she was a bitch so i gave her voltars angry glove

by shit face January 9, 2005