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Brock Vision

Brock Vision or Brock Sight meaning; bad eye sight. When someone is having trouble seeing or noticing something in front of them or at a distance they are legible to be called on having Brock Vision.

The name coming from the rock type gym leader fromPokemon who always has his eyes "closed".
Kurt: I can hardly see it, can you bring it a bit closer?
Matt: I'm almost holding it right in front of you, get your eyes checked, i'm pretty sure you have Brock Vision
Brock Vision by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010
Related Words

Parkour Vision 

A perspective on the world inspired by the art of movement, parkour. After training Parkour for a time, traceurs begin to see the obstacles of the world as opportunities. Instead of seeing a railing and a wall, they see a vault and a wallpass. Eventually this “Parkour Vision” can effect other portions of a traceurs life, and they begin to see other obstacles as opportunities. It is being creative and truly adapting to the environment and the ability to see unique and efficient movement opportunities in the environment. In a sense it can become Parkour ADD.
As the traceur walked through the city he could not ignore his Parkour Vision, as it was too over powering to disregard.
Parkour Vision by greg@bc_parkour November 29, 2009

Riddle Vision 

A widespread and contagious ailment found in male students attending Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University. This illness is more apparent in the Prescott, Arizona campus. The condition usually starts at the moment the male student steps foot on campus. The interpretation and standards regarding the physical attractiveness in women drops dramatically, causing every female individual to be “hot”, “cute”, "good looking", or "not bad".

For example, prior to “Riddle Vision”, a female is rated 5/10 in attractiveness. When “Riddle Vision” is present, the same female is rated 10/10. This condition explains the reasoning why all Embry-Riddle male students are extremely horny and ERAU female students take full advantage of this by using extreme pimpette skills.
"Dude, I think Barbara Streisand is so freakin' hot. I have an extreme case of Riddle Vision."
Riddle Vision by Flight Team [mofo] December 27, 2004
Name Vishwa generally means Earth or World or Universe.

Vishwa was beautiful and intelligent. He/She is fun and a genuine friend. To strangers they may seem quite but with friends they are crazy.

When it comes to being lovers, they are strong but sensitive at the same time. They can be super flirty and best in bed. They may be easily attracted to people but will easily realise they are not the one.
She is such a vishwa!
Vishwa by bob3091409813 November 30, 2013

VISTASTER 

n. a giant cluster-fuck; a colossal mistake; a turning point, inflection point, or event that, in retrospect, turns out to have led to the doom and demise of a once-powerful company, person or organization.

DERIVATIVES:
vistastrous. adj.
visastrously. adv.
"Have you seen Speed Racer? It's a total vistaster."
VISTASTER by Paulo from Oz May 27, 2008

Viser Grip 

A tight vagina aka pum pum
The use of kegel exercises to strengthen the vagina and make sex more pleasurable for the man.

Viser Grip is a reggae song by artist Cecile.
"Why you paying her bills?"

"She got the viser grip!"
Viser Grip by Sugar33 May 17, 2008