Horse Velcher

johnathan lovejoy

"man, johns a horse velcher"
"d00d i no"
"stfu gayfagho0mofag"

by p0ptarts November 23, 2003

Vitching

the internet dynamic of drawing attention to ones life by through U-tube videos and or Facebook posts of an announcement of a potential or existing malady, not necessarily life threatening. An effort to draw attention to and honor ones life. The term dedicated to a musician from Hastings on Hudson New York, an early pioneer of the dynamic.

"Charlie" decides to make his own vitching documentary video in which he vitches making veiled references to his potential demise.

by UNGRACEFUL GOODBYES July 23, 2011

Votche

Half smoked cigarette. The end is usually bent making a V - this is the part you have to straighten out before relighting.

Get that votche out of the ashtray for me. I'm going to smoke the rest of it.

by Jim2yW February 4, 2013

velching

Eating your own jizz from your partner's pussy. From vagina felching.

I creampied in my girlfriend and spent the next half hour velching my semen.

by VelcherKing June 15, 2018

vatch

vagina fluid; can be substituted for 'bitch'

Chloe: she is such a bad vatch
Sam: that bad vatch got with everyone at the party
Chloe: that vatch sure does slay

by iamblind February 13, 2014

Vitch

Bitchy girl stalker with a sharp chin that thinks she "hella" belongs in "Cali"

The V indicates the sharpness of chin

That girl M is such a Vitch. Her chin is so sharp that it can impale you!

by Vitch Hater March 28, 2009

Vech

A more subtle way to say bitch. If two people know what the word means and one does not, the two people can rate how bitchy the other person is without the person knowing what they were rating.

Frank: "Scale of one to ten,how much of a vech is Caroline?
Adrienne: "I'd give it an eleven."
Caroline: "What are you guys talking about?"

by Willardo28 March 24, 2009