Vaselise

To cover an entire area in vaseline

The floor was entirely vaselised, causing people to slip

Chad: Hey Brett, can you pass me the vaseline? I need to vaselise my entire body to ensure I slide as far as possible!

by Kae-Dawg August 6, 2018

vasella

Nown; vasella is the most beautiful human being in this whole entire world

"Vasella is perfect in every way, shape, and form"

by mouse ❤ September 3, 2019

Vansexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to a person called Van.

"so what is your sexuality?" - "I'm a Vansexual. "

by Bit0ruato January 9, 2021

Goon vase

Colloquial term for a large, usually rough container full of cheap and dirty alcohol, i.e., from a goon sack.

Let's use this goon vase for our game of Kings tonight and get f**ked up.

by MartinRex October 16, 2013

ghetto vasectomy

This action occurs when a poor male is too financially unstable get a vasectomy, and as an alternative they take a powerful object (i.e a sledgehammer) and strike upon their testicles. The result is no more child support bills and legitimate balls.

My man Deandre is already paying $20,000 per year in child support for sketchy hookers so when we were about to fuck he gave himself a ghetto vasectomy. Instead of fucking we ended up in the emergency room.

by YourMom68+1 December 22, 2013

Hummingbird Vasectomy

The act of taking a caprisun straw from the packet, jamming it into your partners urethra while handcuffed to show your little wings flapping as you suck the nut deep from within the genitals.

"Did you hear about Mark and Milly's new bedroom passtime? he said that sometimes she likes to give him a hummingbird vasectomy to make him feel like a pretty flower."

by goatfetus June 23, 2023

vaush

pedophile

"Wow, that guy vaush sure is a pedo"

by wackolunatic March 21, 2022