sand in your vagina

complaning about things that do not matter. letting the littlest things bother you.

I don't see what the big deal is with the tie breaker. We can just vote on it in the offseason. A lot of members of the "Endless Drama" and "South Jersey Fantasy Football League" need to clean the sand in your vagina

by HotNDangerous October 13, 2009

Vaginaholic

1. One who has an insatiable appetite for the female genitalia. 2. The condition of a habit relating to vagina 3. One who needs vagina very frequently and in large amounts.

Habits include but not limited to: fucking, licking, poking, pinching, punching, tasting, testing, tickling, sucking, downloading, and looking at vagina.

My name is Sean H. and I am a vaginaholic.

by SeanH September 21, 2007

lead vagina

A feeling that many girls get when they are on their period. It feels like your vagina is made out of lead and is so heavy that it is being weighed down which results in you feeling like you have to sit with your vagina as low to the ground as possible. It is extremely uncomfortable.

Hol: "Crap guys, I think I just started my period."

Mar: "Oh no girl! That sucks!"

Autumn: "Besta hope you don't get that lead vagina"

by mebby August 3, 2012

Vaginacologist

Someone who believes themselves well studied in the non-scientific study of vaginacology, typically by virtue of having seen so many vaginas.

I've seen so many pussies I'm a freakin' vaginacologist.

by ReverendBob June 10, 2009

Pudding Vagina

The state of a slut's vagina; especially one that has been railed constantly so their chatch has lost all tightness, an its feeling and texture resemble that of pudding.

-"Yo dude how was she?"
-"Aweful bro, bitch had pudding vagina"

by Dickie Carmichael September 22, 2011

vagina

1. the reason life exists

2. a source of addiction for even the most tough minded men

3. a tool used by women to control men and force them to submit to their insane demands

4. the only place a penis truly feels at home

5. the only thing that makes life worth living

Offspring are the involuntary bi-product of man's insatiable appetite for the vagina.

by muffdiver1000 August 20, 2009

vagina cop

A girl who protects her friends from making bad decisions with guys. A type of female cock block.

That girl is being a vagina cop

by G diggity January 29, 2009