Nick Valensi

A hot, scrawny guitar player for the wonderful band The Strokes. He began to play the guitar at age 5, and currently resides in New York City East.

Nick Valensi wants me.

by Nik Vall-enn-see November 3, 2003

Ebbw vale

A small town in Gwent Valleys in South Wales. Biggest shithole in the world. You cant do absolutely nothing here. :) drugs everywhere+ full of ugly fat stupid people.

Ebbw vale? ..... where the fuck is that?

by Tinamichellexo February 1, 2012

valectban

The result of a user (Valect) on efnet using the host name of someone else, who raises hell in specific channels of choice (such as #seattle or #california).

The result is an ineffective ban on the host name that user is utilizing, locking all other users on that host name out of the channel.

A frequent victim of valectbans is a user known as Orb.

21:15 18 Dec 05 <analorb> I used to be on like 23542352 efnet channels <analorb> but now I am the victim of valectbans

by cuntsucker August 25, 2006

nick valensi

23 year old sexy guitarist of The Strokes.Drinks,smokes, and has a good time with his fellow bandmates Jules,Fab,Albert,and Nikolai. Guitar expertee.Has been playing since he was 5.

The strokes fucking want me and they had sex with annie last night

by Annie April 16, 2004

Valenti

Valenti, Name Of Italian Origin. Means This Person Is Related To The Mafia Somehow. Powerfull.

Don Valenti, I Send My Respects On Your Daughter's Wedding.

by Dylan Valenti E. November 20, 2003

Nick Valensi

Possibly the most gorgeous guitarist alive. Very tall and very skinny, wears super sexy tight pants. Damn you Amanda De Cadenet!!!
(No offence to the other Strokes memebers. I love you all. The Strokes is the best band EVER!)

Nick looked confused as Julian hit a high note

by nick&nikolaiROCK March 29, 2004

Valenhater

Someone who dislikes Valentine's day and relationships in general.

I'm celebrating Valenhater's day on February 14th.

by Henner March 16, 2009