dirty valdemar

A guy who masturbates furiously all the time. He also has mommy issues. What a weirdo.

"fucking dirty valdemar over there"

by mitch macdonalds June 4, 2020

golden valcano

first you have to stretch out your girlfriend's back door with your cock or a mag flash light will do. Then take a stick of butter, your choice on brand, and shove it in her ass whole. While waiting for the butter to melt, vigurously pound her pussy to help the butter melt. Once melted, slam your cock as hard as you can back into her ass and watch the erruption in awe.

I had the best golden valcano last night from a guy I met at the bar!

by stiches r for bitches February 6, 2010

Valence

A mistake on saying Valentine but it means more.

Person 1: Do you wants to 🅱️️ my valence
Person 1: Valentine!! Fuck AUTOCORRECT
Person 2: no
Person 1: Ok, Nevermind bye.

by shizzyed March 1, 2017

valeed

A warrior. Someone who will definitely make it in this world, it is written in his hands. If his last name is Abid - you know he's a keeper.

Never let a Valeed Abid go!

You know Valeed, yeah, he will make it.

by asihdakshdaksjd May 25, 2017

Valedictorian

A kid who’s smart enough to realize how bad and rigged the school system is and how it hardly educates people at all, but is also smart enough to hide the fact that they know this, pretend to be an angel who’s entire life is school, and get really good grades, so they can get a scholarship into a good university, so they can get a really good job, so they can get a lot of moolah. And a lot of moolah puts you ahead of a lot of people in capitalist society and gives you a lot of benefits.

A valedictorian is the smartest person in the class, but not exactly in the way you’d expect.

by nlolhere June 25, 2020

exxon valdez

to have diarrhea in a hot tub with other people in it.. or to "upper deck" a toilet with the hershey squirts.

Dude, I can't believe you exxon valdezed that hot tub! That was awesome!

by EBinAUSTIN November 14, 2006

Valencian Community

It's a region on the Spanish East Coast. It's highly known because of it's great beaches and tourist sights. It's got it's own laguage apart from Spanish which is Valencian. Catalans claim that Valencian is a dialect of Catalan, but most Valencians are anoyed about this because historically it's never been the same although it's got many things in common. The most tipical Valencian dish is Paella and the most tipical drink is Ortxata. People here tend to be quite fun and cheerful. As opposed to other regions in Spain which also have other laguages, people in Valencia tend to be very proud of their local land and also of their country. Fallas is the most important and famous "Fiestas" or in Valencian "Festes". These celebrations consist in burning large statues made throughout the year, these are burnt on the 19th of March on Saint Joseph's Day. From the 1st to the 19th of March people throw fireworks and attend firework displays like the Mascletà in the regional capital of Valencia. The city of Valencia is the third biggest city in Spain after Madrid and Barcelona.

Where's Valencia
In the Valencian Community

What can you do there?
You can...
Can you tell me in Valencian?
Si clar, el dia 19 de Març es pot vore l'última "Mascletà" de l'any i a més a més també es pot veure la "Cremà" que és de la nit del 19 al 20 de Març, fi del dia de Sant Josep.

by eddy97mix June 5, 2015