vanderjagt

(Van-der-jack)
Verb- to miss royally or to mess up big time.
derived from Mike Vanderjagt of the Indianapolis Colts who kicked a game tying field goal a good 15 yards wide against the Pittsburgh Steelers on January 15, 2006.

I got an F on my last test, I really vanderjagted that one.

There is three seconds left in the game and we're down by two, I really hope that he doesn't vanderjagt this shot.

by pk7 January 24, 2006

wilmer valderrama

He used to be cool on That 70's show when he didn't try to be all gangster and shit. Now he's just some fuckin' poser who hosts a funny show called 'Yo momma'. In the end, he gives the winner $1,000, pretty fuckin' lame if you ask me. $1,000 for potential future beefs with other mu'fuckers around the winner's hood doesn't justify that shit. Dude, you're rich, What the fuck man?

Watch the episode of Ashton Kutcher's "Punk'd" where they punk Wilmer and you'll see how much of a pussy he is.

"Where the Hell did Wilmer Valderrama get the idea he was a fuckin' thug ass nigga? Get in where you fit in dude and go back to doing COOL shows.

by Raw Doggy April 4, 2010

Vaders helmet

The top of a penis

John whipped out his Vaders helmet

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

vanderqueef

The act of flatulating into a female's vagina and then allowing her to release the gases into one's face.

When joe farted into that girl's puss she vanderqueefed in his face for like 5 seconds

by goosey69 July 5, 2008

siddarth vader

A very fuckable person. Loves a person for their titties Or their penis. Enjoys long, hard blow jobs. Reported for having an elephant dick. Loves to play baseball with his dick. His dick hangs low and it dangles to the floor.

It a siddarth vader. Bitches get naked and men wipe out your dick, it's about to get hot in here.

by Hy-Ching April 25, 2014

Darth Vader Ginsberg

A vampire-penguin that sits on the U.S. Spreme Court.

Whar is it? -- Ack!

by the man with the shades on April 30, 2004

vandergrift

a shit hole were blacks and whites think is the ghetto

my neighbor thinks hes black cause he lives in vandergrift

by ashketchum1 January 15, 2009