AFA Certified

Stripper term used to determine level of cleanliness. (Alcohol Fresh Anus)

“Hey Diamond, are you currently AFA Certified?”

“My AFA Certification is up for renewal the 5th time this afternoon.”

by AFA Certified November 29, 2019

100% Certified

Adjective:

1. The art of being fearless in the bedroom when it comes to pounding box.

2. During the act of pounding box, there are no limits to how far you will go to show her who is boss.

3. On a female the licking and cleaning of the anus and the region above or below ( depends what position your in ) the box.

4. Once recieving the title everyone knows who the 100% Certfied guys are and they attract girls who want to get certified.

Guy 1: Yo last night I had sex with this dime slimmy.
Guy 2: Nice breh did you lick her asshole?
Guy 1: No why you ask?
Guy 2: Cause then your pathetic self ain't "100% Certified."

Rico Suave loves lickin anus and cleaning that shit with his tongue...That white boy is 100% Certified.

"Girls love guys who are 100% Certified"

by Rico #10 December 17, 2009

Certified boy lover

Drake

Drake is a 'certified boy lover!

Drake: Ooh, Lil Wayne is too good, he's just too good!

by Icy Wyte June 15, 2022

Certified G

a Badass that makes people wish they were them

Justin Bieber : if iwas a Certified G I wouldent be gay

by SaintRow for life March 22, 2017

HP Certified

1) Being certified by Hewlett Packard to fix their brand of printers and workstations.

1) I am HP Certified to repair HP 4000's LJ printers.

by towlie October 2, 2002

certified head doctor

Some bitch who is certified in giving head, dome, knowledge, cranium, brain, neck, throat, skull, noggin, mouth, face, head, hummer, knob, wisdom, etc.

Yo that girl right thurr is a certified head doctor fa shizzle because she sucked the whole crew and didn't even choke. Then she received her certification according to how we rated her on from 1-10. This could also be train-able material. See Train for more details.

by The Train December 10, 2008

Certified Bop

Another way to say this song fuckin SLAPP!

Listening to The Box by Roddy Rich: OUUUU! TURN IT UP TURN IT UP THIS IS A CERTIFIED BOP!!

by AnonymousUniverse February 7, 2020