VaJayJAIDS

The condition of contracting HIV (Human Immunodeficiency Virus) through heterosexual contact. Often when it's the result of straight extra-marital affairs from either partner in an otherwise monogamous relationship.

"How in the world did Dave get HIV? He's married 8 years now!"
"Remember that trip his wife took to Vegas? 'VaJayJAIDS' from a random fark"

by mikebellman July 17, 2012

Vajamazon

When your bush is out of control that things could be swinging off the 'vines' like in the amazon!

Forget the vajungle, it is a vajamazon!

by Reiber June 27, 2012

vajayjay sway

The "girl" version of a cock block; a crafty method for one girl to protect another girl from an aggressive male suitor.

Erica used her vajayjay sway to stop that drunk guy from cornering Meagan at the bar. He got swayed!

by atxtystr September 6, 2013

Vajayjay

A way of saying the word vagina, while telling everyone else in the room you're still a virgin.

John announced: "I slayed some mad vajayjay last weekend!"
Jack: "This kids a phony and probably still a virgin."

by michael 32123 November 23, 2014

Vajames

A certain particular James that is very skilled at female felatio...😎

Damn....
That Vajames sure can eat some pussy....

by D4RKL16H7 June 27, 2018

Vajanuhairy

the femal equivilent to Movember. a chance for women to cultivate the sweetest 70s pube fro.

whooo girl you need to get some sheep shears and trim that bush back!. foo its vajanuhairy!. oh sorry ma bad

by matttatts November 11, 2010

Vajanice

A gigantically enormous vagina. usually comes on an older woman who also has monstrous knockers, which are great for motor boating.

Oh my god brandon, your mother definitely has a vajanice, just look at those titties.

by Quajew April 19, 2011