Ur mom 

A gay person

Me: ur mom gay
You: no u

Ur mom by Killmedaddyuwu December 28, 2019

Ur mom 

Just ur mom

Dad: How was last night ur mom loved it
Son: What was that weird sound she made

Ur mom by Pg foot February 25, 2020

Ur mom 

Every 7 year olds favorite two words; the most "savage" words on planet earth.

Henry: this is why you're adopted
Brian:ummmmm...ur mom
Every other kid in the room besides Henry: OHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ur mom by YeetusDeletusMyFetus March 6, 2020

ur mom 

Basically an comeback, like "no u".

Most jokes including "ur mom" is like;

"Ur mom gay"
"Ur momma so fat that she ________

Person 1: You're so fat.

Person 2: ur mom.

ur mom by hm yes August 13, 2020

ur mom 

wowww ur mom do be fat tho

haha ur mom

ur mom by Lundennn September 10, 2020

Ur mom 

If your friend said this to you, you just got got

They say sex and gender are the same thing but I don’t remember having gender with YOUR MOM last night

Ur mom by Hehdudneb September 30, 2020

Ur mom 

The two words who rule them all

Person 1:ur mean
Person 2:ur mom
Person 1:(dies)

Ur mom by Totally_Dbangz October 12, 2020