Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. Isn't it just asking too much, to do the impossible?
by Jeffrey Woods June 03, 2016
A secret fraternal guide for masturbation dating back to ancient mesopotamia. Set forth by one of the first branches of warring tribes composed almost entirely of ten-year old children who were taught by intoxicated shaman that self-image was more important than education. They became the first nation of Nintendous, on the Island of Contraceptive.
by Jumpinjahosaphat January 11, 2007
by ekuliast May 24, 2009
by eda-skip January 07, 2022
by suckmyassbitches October 23, 2014
Slaming up and down on the bell and chain
Is another for masterbating also known as wanking or jerking off
Is another for masterbating also known as wanking or jerking off
Toby: What is that guy doing in the corner
Charlie: idk
Toby: omg hes slaming up and down on the bell and chain
Charlie: thats jasper
Charlie: idk
Toby: omg hes slaming up and down on the bell and chain
Charlie: thats jasper
by ***Toby*** January 22, 2020
by Albert Stein February 06, 2008