A British umbrella

The noun that stops an ejaculation from happening, physical or mental.

A flash in my mind of my grandpa naked was such a British umbrella while I was doing it.

by Casey5Star January 4, 2013

umbrella lounge

dirty water hotdog pushcart, the one with an umbrella

care to meet me for lunch at the Umbrella Lounge on the corner ?

by CrashMussen October 16, 2019

Pink Umbrella

A witty euphemism for vagina

Is it wet out? I turned that thirsty Pink Umbrella inside out

by Massivetrauma June 18, 2018

Umbrella curve

this nibba curving u hard. Don’t even reply. U lost

“Yo this bitch is annoying af”

“Umbrella curve her bruh”
“Shit u right, 🌂”
“I’m finna umbrella curve the fuck out of Alena”

by Ggmoneyyyybb January 14, 2018

Bacon Umbrella

A muffin top at extends beyond that of a normal muffin top often including stretch marks.

Guy 1:Man! Look at that guys belly hanging out looks like he got attacked by Freddy Kruger.

Guy 2: That's more than a muffin top that sir is a Bacon Umbrella.

by MilkingBerry May 9, 2016

Wet Umbrella

The act or process of giving someone a wet umbrella:

noun: While having sex and the man being underneath the woman in a reverse cowgirl position, the girl will raise up off of the man’s penis just to the tip as so her pussy may make the shape of an umbrella and where the man’s penis will be the handle. After making the umbrella the woman proceeds to pee thus creating the wet umbrella effect.

This is not to ever be confused with a golden shower.

Visiting Washington DC you may be able to capture a wet umbrella bag, the only true protection against a wet umbrella!

Man Stephanie just gave Louis the best wet umbrella ever.

Amelia and John were having great sex until Amelia gave him a wet umbrella!

Girl can you ride up to the tip of my dick and give me a wet umbrella?

by Milissa H (TL) August 16, 2008

umbrella hitchhike

to hitch a walk under a stranger's umbrella when it's raining.

Paul: It was raining so hard I had to umbrella hitchhike a couple blocks on my way here.

James: Dude, that's pretty dangerous, invading a stranger's personal space like that.

by thejellybeanjunkie December 29, 2010