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ultimate tennis

Game in which two people grip hands like they were arm wrestling, but instead they take turns slapping each others hand as hard as possible, the first one to quit from the pain is the loser.
Ben slapped John so hard, he left welts. John won't play ultimate tennis anymore.
by M2M2 January 5, 2009
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Ultimate Cock Block

When your room mate is about to score with a girl, cover your ass in chocolate sauce and run into the room naked yelling "damnit we're out of toilet paper!!! I gotta wipe my ass!!"
Dude, my asshole room mate did an ultimate cock block on me!
by currybomb July 29, 2010
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Ultimate Frisbee

Dad: Where were you?
Me: Playing ultimate frisbee.
Dad: Who won?
Me: Nobody, we play for the fun of it...
Dad: Weird.
by David June 25, 2004
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Ultimate Dragon Combo

The Ultimate Dragon Combo is the combination of the Donkey Punch and the Boulder Arc Weld. The goal of the move is to utilize the Donkey Punch to immobilize the victim first, then ejaculate on the victim's eye lids so when he/she wakes up so they cannot open their eyes (aka The Boulder Arc Weld).
by Danger Jim June 29, 2006
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ultimate wingman

A good looking gay friend who helps you meet the ladies!
Chris is the ultimate wingman he helps me get so much pussy!
by The Devon! November 14, 2009
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Ultimate uber haxor

Ultimate- Not to be improved upon or surpassed; greatest.
Uber- Above everything.
Haxor- A good hacker

An ultimate uber haxor is one of the biggest hackers there is on the face of the earth. This sort of hacker is capable of hacking into major organizations such as FBI and CIA.
*POWER GOES DOWN THEN GOES BACK UP*
FBI agent 1: What just happened I lost all control over the system?!?
FBI agent 2: I think we just got hacked!
*A MESSAGE APPEARS ON ALL OF THE FBI'S COMPUTERS*
Ultimate uber haxor: 74k3 /\/\3 70 Y0|_|r 134d3r!!!!!11!!
by 4 v3ry 1337 |-|4><0r December 17, 2009
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Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3

A stand-alone update to Marvel vs Capcom 3 that adds 12 new characters to the existing roster, 8 new stages, a host of balance changes and tweaks to the gameplay, and a Spectator Mode for online, as well as other things. It will be released for both the PS3 and Xbox 360 at a budget price of $39.99 in November 2011.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear? Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3 is coming!

Guy 2: Darn. And I just bought the original Marvel vs Capcom 3 last month.

Guy 1: It's not that bad. You get 12 new characters to play with.

Guy 2: WHAT? Did you say 12 new characters?

* Guy 2 checks online*

Guy 2: OMG! STRIDER HIRYU AND GHOST RIDER IN ULTIMATE MARVEL VS CAPCOM 3? I NEED THIS NOW!!!!
by ultimatekd July 28, 2011
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