You: Dude i just joined the mile under club.
Friend: You mean mile high club?
You: No, i fucked in submarine bro.
Friend: You mean mile high club?
You: No, i fucked in submarine bro.
by R3FRACION October 10, 2011
Get the Mile Under Club mug.The 'accidental' sighting of a mans testes. A Scottish term typically used when people flash their kilt but can be used when women flash under their skirt
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The act of violently vomiting to the point that it causes one to evacuate their bowels at the same time from all of the straining.
To add insult to injury, as I retched into the toilet, a felt a release in my bowels and knew it was the chunder from down under.
by OrangeDeath November 7, 2010
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There are four origins of this idiom (I GUARANTEE IT):
- English archers protected their bows by putting the strings on their heads under their helmets;
- “keep it under our hat” was mentioned in 1982 in periodical "Gleanings in Bee Culture";
- President Abraham Lincoln's stove pipe hat, where he kept important papers;
- the ceremonial swordbearer of the Lord Mayor of London (can be dated to 1420), who keeps the key to the Lord Mayor’s seal of office in a special pocket in his hat.
There are four origins of this idiom (I GUARANTEE IT):
- English archers protected their bows by putting the strings on their heads under their helmets;
- “keep it under our hat” was mentioned in 1982 in periodical "Gleanings in Bee Culture";
- President Abraham Lincoln's stove pipe hat, where he kept important papers;
- the ceremonial swordbearer of the Lord Mayor of London (can be dated to 1420), who keeps the key to the Lord Mayor’s seal of office in a special pocket in his hat.
-keep it under one's hat-
Joey: All right, what else?
Chandler: Well uh, there was acting classes, stage combat classes, tap classes…
Joey: Which we're still keeping under our hats!
Joey: All right, what else?
Chandler: Well uh, there was acting classes, stage combat classes, tap classes…
Joey: Which we're still keeping under our hats!
by Kisa Boris July 13, 2016
Get the keep it under one's hat mug.When someone is very obviously and flamboyantly gay, but they completely deny any homosexual tendencies. Just like if a person were to hide under a carpet, it's very obvious that they are hiding and are doing a completely insufficient job. They are fooling no one.
Gay: "So, I heard you are gay..."
Under the Carpet: "Nooo! Why would you think that. I like
womennnn."
Gay: "Bi?"
Under the Carpet: "whaAttt?"
Gay: "Don't lie to me. I've heard stories."
Under the Carpet: "Whaaat?! Noooo. Nu-uhhh."
Gay: "Oh come onnnnn, you are so gay!"
Under the Carpet: "y....N....no..."
Under the Carpet: "Nooo! Why would you think that. I like
womennnn."
Gay: "Bi?"
Under the Carpet: "whaAttt?"
Gay: "Don't lie to me. I've heard stories."
Under the Carpet: "Whaaat?! Noooo. Nu-uhhh."
Gay: "Oh come onnnnn, you are so gay!"
Under the Carpet: "y....N....no..."
by theknownunknown October 8, 2009
Get the under the carpet mug.A mispronunciation of "under-appreciated" from the movie Bedtime Stories.
Also, an amalgam of under-appreciated, demeaned, and emaciated, meaning to under-appreciate one who is emaciated and to demean them for being so.
Also, an amalgam of under-appreciated, demeaned, and emaciated, meaning to under-appreciate one who is emaciated and to demean them for being so.
"I felt so under-demeciated when they laughed at me for feeling bloated after eating three french fries and a banana Now-And-Later at the food court."
by daddybfree April 14, 2010
Get the under-demeciated mug.“Huevos under easy” is a sexual act in which a male inserts one testicle into a female's vagina while simultaneously inserting the opposite testicle into said female's anus.
This is accomplished most readily when the female positions herself on a solid, horizontal surface, such as a bed or floor, with the bulk of her weight distributed between her shoulders and upper arms as her hips rest in the palms of her open hands and her genitals are thrust upward toward the ceiling with her spine approximating a ninety-degree angle from the surface on which she rests. The standing male then straddles the female, with one foot placed adjacent to the her abdomen and the other foot in proximity to her opposite buttock while securing the scrotal tissue above each testicle between two fingers of his corresponding hands in a pinching, scissor-like grip and applying gentle, downward pressure from the groin, providing adequate separation, while at the same time engaging in a squatting motion until reaching a level permitting insertion of opposite testes into the exposed, and preferably well-lubricated, female orifices.
This is accomplished most readily when the female positions herself on a solid, horizontal surface, such as a bed or floor, with the bulk of her weight distributed between her shoulders and upper arms as her hips rest in the palms of her open hands and her genitals are thrust upward toward the ceiling with her spine approximating a ninety-degree angle from the surface on which she rests. The standing male then straddles the female, with one foot placed adjacent to the her abdomen and the other foot in proximity to her opposite buttock while securing the scrotal tissue above each testicle between two fingers of his corresponding hands in a pinching, scissor-like grip and applying gentle, downward pressure from the groin, providing adequate separation, while at the same time engaging in a squatting motion until reaching a level permitting insertion of opposite testes into the exposed, and preferably well-lubricated, female orifices.
We were making it hot and heavy, and found ourselves in a Swedish Helicopter. It was somewhat challenging, but the moment demanded a serving of huevos under easy, and I felt obliged to serve it up.
by Radio Manbird October 17, 2012
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