Uteronomy

Uteronomy - the alleged autonomy (independence and the capacity to make moral decisions) a woman has over her uterus (produced by the elision of 'uterus' and 'autonomy')

The woman argued that she should have an arbortion due to her uteronomy.

"I have my own uteronomy John!" shouted Olivia.

She beleived that she should have uteronmy.

by arcticpumpkin123 March 8, 2009

Uterize

To gently stow an object or possession in ones uterus.

My buddy got away with that DUI scot free. He must have uterized an angel.

by Jage Worthinator January 9, 2011

Uterverse

The place where pregnant women spend most of their mental time.

"Hey, what's up with your wife? She seems distracted."

Don't mind her, ever since we got pregnant she is in her own Uterverse planning the baby's room and all that stuff.

by D-monay February 24, 2013

Uterine Logic

Logic used by women.

Me: Hey baby, where do you want to go for dinner tonight?
Her: Fuck you, I know that you want to go to that restaurant with the hot waitress.

Me: There's that beautiful Uterine Logic that I love.

by ConfusedHusband February 28, 2020

Uternaut

The little explorer inside a pregnant person.

Sheila is only fifteen but she's already carrying Joel's uternaut.

by nohit November 4, 2009

Uterus Powers

The ability all women have to force their will upon men. With these powers, women are able to get free drinks, convince men to watch "The Notebook", and other various nefarious things. It is believed that this power stems from the uterus.

Man 1: "Sorry, dude, can't go out tonight. The girlfriend and I are staying in to watch Dancing with the Stars"
Man 2: "She used her uterus powers on you, huh?"
Man 1: "... yeah"

by kelweaver September 13, 2007

utescoot

Verb used to describe the action that a uterus takes to accomodate a large member by scooting backwards. The member in this situation is the "uterscooter."

She had to utescoot in order to have intercourse with the negro gentleman.

by Laurelbridge Dunkmothers August 28, 2008