Uncunted

An emotional condition caused by an accute and total breakdown of all normal, logical and reasoning skills caused when a women suddenly becomes so pissed off that she loses all self control (i.e. emotions, bodily functions, mouth, etc.) This condition is usually caused by someone of the male gender or a co-worker (male or female).

"Man, when my wife found out how much I spent last night at the bar, she was uncunted!"

by shaneojt September 9, 2007

Uncuffing season

Usually during the spring and summer months when people who were previously in relationships during the winter break up with their girlfriend/boyfriend to be free for the summer and warm months so you can play the field and not be tied down during the best times of your life.

Jake: "Dude it's uncuffing season, you gotta break up with Jess."

Justin: "I know bro, I will boutta hook up with Sam and Jane."

by yofreakinloman April 18, 2017

uncultured

Someone who is highly ignorant and knows absolutely nothing about anything. In other words, he/she is living under a rock.

Guy 1: OMG!!!!!! Leonardo DiCaprio is such a good actor!!!!!!!!!

Guy 2: Who the fuck is Leonardo DiCaprio?

Guy 1: You uncultured swine!

by anarchyknife May 12, 2014

Uncrutchable

adj. A girl you can only dream of grinding against. One that is out of your league

"That Christine Aguilera is SO uncrutchable"

by Eddie Van Basten October 27, 2007

uncumable

When one is, through possible over-indulgence of various substances, or by simply being a master in the art of ass-tappery, unable to cum despite trying incessantly.

One of the two different categories of whiskey dick, one a dysfunctional penis, the other, and overly functional dick.

"Dude she thinks I'm a god of the dick, I was uncumable"

by Nate Froggy Frogg September 23, 2011

uncultured walnut

A dumb asshole who is ignorant and whose stupidity cannot be defined other than a non-moving, non-thinking, redneck plant offspring.

"lol you cut yourself for followers on instagram."
"Goodbye America, hello New York!"
These people are uncultured walnuts.

by A Cultured Walnut January 28, 2014

Unputupness-with-fuckery

The act of not putting up with "fuckery." Can also be explained as an action or feeling when accomplishing something necessary or vital for your survival.

I really don't want to go to work today and visit with crazy people, but I have to so I can buy endless cheese puffs.. nobody better get in my way. Today I feel unputupness-with-fuckery.

by The Main Squeeze January 5, 2018