UFO Alarm Clock

This knee charmer is often found in unique individuals with ties to super rich secret submarine service. Although known in military jargon as “foreign objects“, emergency surgery usually unearths armament shrapnel and pieces of snooze buttons from top quality alarm clocks. Still as mysterious as jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance, this enigma of a titillating experience is easily summarized as suspenseful supreme “pop” sensation and not for the feeble mortal, a UFO Alarm Clock is like kryptonite to Superman. If you ever run into someone who has experienced the rare UFO alarm clock, feel free to gift them only the best sour beers for a speedy recovery!

“Hey John, I heard about that UFO Alarm Clock”, you good bro?”

“Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”

by Torsiondrummer July 29, 2020

UFO

Unidentified Floating Object

Spy Balloons and other floating objects being tracked by NORAD.

Looks like the air force just shot down another UFO, this one floating over the Great Lakes.

by Patience Q Jones February 15, 2023

UFOing

When the female gets off from being on top after getting cam in and letting it drip on the guys belly/chest.

Have you been UFOed?

You should try UFOing to spice it up.

by Deep-thickness April 16, 2023

UFO Eyeballs

When someone has had so many drugs they look at you like they're from another planet.

Did you see Sean's pupils? Proper UFO eyeballs. What's he on?

by Deadpanlives April 19, 2023

#general-ufo

Chaos. Utter chaos, with random topics every 30 seconds.

It can be wholesome as well, unless another guy pops up with a random topic.

I escaped from #general-ufo's chaos.

by regeringavingenting June 17, 2021

ufo experiencer

Someone who has had “the veil” pulled away from their eyes. Their reality is no longer based on non fiction…topics. Reality has been turned upside down by alien phenomena or paranormal events…

As a “UFO experiencer” these past few years… I can’t say my life will ever be the same…

by Orb Guy November 11, 2022

UFO

UFO Is something that attentions seekers, scam artists, the mentally unwell, Amish folk as well as both legal and illegal recreational drug enthusiasts claim to see in the sky.

Or it's an alien spacecraft……or the Russians... I don't know... if we did then the term UFO would be redundant.

Quick! Grab the worst camera we own - I think I can see a UFO!!

by Average Joe Conspiracy Show December 7, 2020