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UFO

UFO Is something that attentions seekers, scam artists, the mentally unwell, Amish folk as well as both legal and illegal recreational drug enthusiasts claim to see in the sky.

Or it's an alien spacecraft……or the Russians... I don't know... if we did then the term UFO would be redundant.
Quick! Grab the worst camera we own - I think I can see a UFO!!
by Average Joe Conspiracy Show December 7, 2020
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A UFO or unidentified foreign orgasm is an orgasm that comes from a non-sexual act, such as urinating, eating cake, brushing hair and feeling something amazing.
"Babe, I just peed and had a UFO. It felt so good, I'm ready for bed."
by ImMajikYaKno June 21, 2018
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#general-ufo

Chaos. Utter chaos, with random topics every 30 seconds.

It can be wholesome as well, unless another guy pops up with a random topic.
I escaped from #general-ufo's chaos.
by regeringavingenting June 17, 2021
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unidentified fingering object
ashlyn was confused when she felt a UFO in her vagina
by im vegan December 12, 2016
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UFO Alarm Clock

This knee charmer is often found in unique individuals with ties to super rich secret submarine service. Although known in military jargon as “foreign objects“, emergency surgery usually unearths armament shrapnel and pieces of snooze buttons from top quality alarm clocks. Still as mysterious as jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance, this enigma of a titillating experience is easily summarized as suspenseful supreme “pop” sensation and not for the feeble mortal, a UFO Alarm Clock is like kryptonite to Superman. If you ever run into someone who has experienced the rare UFO alarm clock, feel free to gift them only the best sour beers for a speedy recovery!
“Hey John, I heard about that UFO Alarm Clock”, you good bro?”

Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”
by Torsiondrummer July 29, 2020
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UFO Eyeballs

When someone has had so many drugs they look at you like they're from another planet.
Did you see Sean's pupils? Proper UFO eyeballs. What's he on?
by Deadpanlives April 19, 2023
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Unidentified Floating Object

Spy Balloons and other floating objects being tracked by NORAD.
Looks like the air force just shot down another UFO, this one floating over the Great Lakes.
by Patience Q Jones February 15, 2023
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