UFO

The act of shitting on somebody’s chest and disappearing before they realize what happened

Hey look, Tony’s going to ufo Jon.

by Zezak mutit September 08, 2023

UFO

A UFO is when someone takes a shit on someone’s chest and runs away.

I’m going to UFO our waitress

by Shitter7919 September 06, 2023

UFO

A UFO or unidentified foreign orgasm is an orgasm that comes from a non-sexual act, such as urinating, eating cake, brushing hair and feeling something amazing.

"Babe, I just peed and had a UFO. It felt so good, I'm ready for bed."

by ImMajikYaKno June 22, 2018

UFO

unidentified fingering object

ashlyn was confused when she felt a UFO in her vagina

by im vegan December 13, 2016

ufo#0001

ufo#0001, aka siah, is the most amazing user on discord. he is the most loved user in gg/stab and he deserves the highest roles in ever server.

Angel: man, i love ufo#0001 so much. what a great guy.

Mavis: i don't like ufo#0001, he sucks.

Ani: shut up mavis.

by Ufo, the nice guy. December 07, 2022

UFOing

When the female gets off from being on top after getting cam in and letting it drip on the guys belly/chest.

Have you been UFOed?

You should try UFOing to spice it up.

by Deep-thickness April 17, 2023

UFO Alarm Clock

This knee charmer is often found in unique individuals with ties to super rich secret submarine service. Although known in military jargon as “foreign objects“, emergency surgery usually unearths armament shrapnel and pieces of snooze buttons from top quality alarm clocks. Still as mysterious as jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance, this enigma of a titillating experience is easily summarized as suspenseful supreme “pop” sensation and not for the feeble mortal, a UFO Alarm Clock is like kryptonite to Superman. If you ever run into someone who has experienced the rare UFO alarm clock, feel free to gift them only the best sour beers for a speedy recovery!

“Hey John, I heard about that UFO Alarm Clock”, you good bro?”

“Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”

by Torsiondrummer July 29, 2020