twitterpated

When you can't think of something good to tweet. Combination of twitter and constipated.

Feeling quite twitterpated, Jeff just couldn't squeeze out a tweet.

by cranflavin September 24, 2011

twitterpaited

A term used to describe a female who is expierencing extreme desire to bang every single good looking male she comes across

Upon seeing a gorgeous piece of ass, Holly said, I'm feeling spring fever like crazy, I'm so twitterpaited.

by Carmxellllllaaa February 27, 2009

Twitteranity

N.- A religion focused on the benefits of being committed to something in short bursts at your own pace and not one dictated by society. Just as in Twitter, you limit yourself to only what’s important.

John: Dude, what's up with you lately? Why are you so happy?

Ben: Ever since I started following Twitteranity, I don't have time to be mad. It's just one good thing after another.

by Dbl G May 7, 2008

twitterpated

The act of wanting to tweet but your brain cannot think of anything. Constipation of the twitter world.

I was going to tweet, but I'm completely twitterpated.

by TWITCOINER May 1, 2012

twitterpated

In love with (or addicted to) twitter.

Guy 1: "John is so twitterpated. He just can't get off twitter!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he can't even take a bathroom break without tweeting about it first."

by Jack Winchester January 10, 2013

twitterpaited

a stupid word christian people teach thier kids to say because they think it is socially unacceptable to say the word "horny"

girl: why is that guy following me everywhere?
Guy: oh don't mind Chris, he's just twitterpaited

by wicklette January 3, 2011

Twitternality

A person having a alter personality on Twitter, creating a whole new life for your followers on Twitter.

Keisha's Twitternality is so over the top, it over-shadows her true personality. She actually believes she's who she tweets about.

by Flawless326 August 8, 2009