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Twig and Berries

Another funny name for a mans junk
After getting smacked in the twig and berries, I cried my eyes out
by _Cheezpuff$_ May 12, 2015
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Shit Twigs

Dried shit encrusted around the pubic hair of an obese women. This is caused by her being unable to wipe her ass conventionally due to being unable to reach around the buttock. Hence she is forced to go between her legs and wipe forward, bring shit into the pubic hair that later dries.
Did you see the shit twigs that the fat chick had?
by A-ROD January 12, 2005
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november twig

A November twig is somebody that doesn’t like Christmas music playing in November, and thinks it should only be played slightly before Christmas.
‘Don’t you agree it’s too early for Christmas songs?’
‘No!!! You November twig!’
by hashbrownn November 25, 2018
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twig boi

A person, often male, who is overly skinny and is an absolute fuckboi
Hey Aiden stop being such a twig boi!
by Prisoner #2471 May 8, 2016
mugGet the twig boimug.

twig-talk

When girls talk shite about boys.
Damn, the girls twig-talk about me!”
by catrec October 17, 2017
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Twig and Joe

The perfect newsboy gay lovers <3
They share hats, dance, sing songs, and mouth the word “gay” to each other 27 times a day.
Twig and Joe:
Twig????”
“Joe???”
“GAY!!!”
by Teethlobe August 18, 2022
mugGet the Twig and Joemug.

skeeter twig

Is a small dick on a grown man, really small as the size of a Vienna sausage or smaller, also could be a stub.
1.Girls won't have sex with Chuck cause once they see his skeeter twig they get turned off and leave.

2.Ty's boyfriend has a skeeter twig, he told me that he might break up with him.
by JBOXED March 19, 2009
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