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twanker

Noun: Someone thought by another to be a fool, an idiot, or someone whose behaviour is in some way unacceptable (but not illegal or overly troublesome) to the norms of the majority in the vicinity.
Etymology: derived from 'wanker' but thought to be less offensive.
"Him, he's nothing but a twanker. He never sits down and never answers any questions."

"You twanker!"
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Tracker

Brummy word for a young TRAMP.
"your mom's a tracker" -blazed-
by John0121 September 1, 2007
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Twicker

A device for removing staples, also known as a staple remover.
"Has somebody got a twicker?"
by Rodamar May 27, 2007
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twalker

An unknown or uninvited "follower" on twitter.
You have a new follower on twitter
But who is this person? Uh, oh, I have another twalker.
by DrGUM February 17, 2009
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Flamingo status tracker

yo did u see the new great roblox game flamingo status tracker? yeah i did fat
by LuaScape August 8, 2020
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geo tracker

He is rollin in the Geo Tracker like it's stylin.
by Aubbie G June 14, 2008
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Whore Tracker

These are men who spend a lot of time tracking a female to find out if she is a whore. He has built up his knoledge of females to spot if a girl is just a cock tease, or if indeed she is a boomerang whore, and therefore he already knows if the girl is worth any of his time and money. Usually these men are found in offices and it is their female workers that they are "Whore Tracking".
Seth: I've been checking out Sandra from accounts for two weeks and I don't know if I could get some sex with her. What do you think, you are apparently the best "Whore Tracker" in the city.
Barnaby: I've been "Whore Tracking" Sandra for a week now, and she is definately ripe for sex, she would be on top of you in a matter of minutes, just ask her to dinner and you are guaranteed a lay.
Seth: Thats great! I'll ask her round to my place on Tuesday, thats when my wife is at weight watchers.
by Paul Fleming July 19, 2006
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