Someone who is slow at realizing just about anything. They comprehend something 5 minutes after you say it. They are usually awfully slow.
by iamthyturtle January 12, 2012
Similar to a dutch oven in the sense that you cut a disgusting fart and cover your girl's head under the blanket. She then sticks out her arms and legs kicking but her head is under the blanket and she looks like a turtle.
by daking May 31, 2005
1. To perform anal sex while the recipient is experiencing the need for a large poo, eg. "Banging the turtle's head".
2. To have a large (solid) poo and freeze it, then, after 24 hours or a suitable time period, use it to perform vaginal/anal sex (oral not recommended unless you are German). Once used, the brown dildo may be refrozen and used again. This is especially good for eco-friendly hippy types as it promotes recycling.
2. To have a large (solid) poo and freeze it, then, after 24 hours or a suitable time period, use it to perform vaginal/anal sex (oral not recommended unless you are German). Once used, the brown dildo may be refrozen and used again. This is especially good for eco-friendly hippy types as it promotes recycling.
1. Girl: "The turtle is poking his head out . . ."
Man: "Don't let it go yet! I want to turtle the shit out of you!" (pun intended)
2. Man: "I just had the most enormous dump!"
Girl: "I hope you didn't flush, it's my birthday tomorrow and I was hoping we could do some turtling."
Man: "Don't let it go yet! I want to turtle the shit out of you!" (pun intended)
2. Man: "I just had the most enormous dump!"
Girl: "I hope you didn't flush, it's my birthday tomorrow and I was hoping we could do some turtling."
by Giant Cookie February 24, 2010
In Tribes, and probably other games, where the flagholder hides inside the base where no one can get them. This is generally outlawed on base servers, as it leads to boring, stalemated games. Also one of the reasons why o sniping isn't allowed.
by plankton_king March 23, 2003
To turn a backpack inside out to trick someone. Causing them to think you cut there shoulder straps off
by Dick 33 September 01, 2008
when you think you're just going to fart, but the end of a turd pops its little head out as well, then goes back in.
"Oh scuse me, I farted. Eww, that was a close one!"
- "What , did you shit yourself finally?"
"No but I think I had a turtle."
- "What , did you shit yourself finally?"
"No but I think I had a turtle."
by Dervla Ann July 18, 2003