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Turnpike Cruiser

A luxury hardtop full size sedan made by Mercury (nicknamed as "The Big M"), produced from 1957 to 1958, relatively unknown like many late 50s american full size sedans to people who only drool on Tri Five Chevies.
Gerard is a car nerd, he is obsessed with Mercuries especially their late 1950s two and four door hardtop models (Montclair, Monterey, Turnpike Cruiser & Parklane).
by Fairlane57 July 29, 2022
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Tijuana Turnpike

When two or three people go to a graveyard and dig up a male dead body. One person puts their mouth on the body's slightly decayed penis while another person puts their mouth on the body’s slightly decayed anus while the other person or people jump onto the body's stomach shooting the mung through the penis and the anus into the first person's mouth.
Me and the guys are heading to the Tijuana Turnpike this Friday at the graveyard. Be there or be square!
by 4R0W3 June 15, 2023
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Chinese Turnpike

Financial slang. Worthless shares in a non -existent company
"We'll sell this mug shares in Chinese turnpikes. "
by Jersey Andy. September 22, 2016
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Australian Turnpike

When you cum, defecate, and vomit at the same time
Jack tried jerking off while chain smoking his vape and pulled an Australian Turnpike
by Joenashhh May 17, 2025
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New Jersey Turnpike

Sex act when a man ejaculates into a woman’s asshole, then she farts the semen into the man’s mouth who then pukes it up into the woman’s vagina, impregnating her. An act defined by Adam Friedland on the comedy podcast, Cumtown
Adam Friedland was conceived by his parents during a New Jersey Turnpike
by Zamboni_Man March 20, 2023
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Turnpike Salad

When a man named Slick Rick meets you along the turnpike and offers to engage in erratic and mainly violent homosexual intercourse with you in order to get some spare change to afford a salad.
Yo bro, that man offered me a turnpike salad….I feel like I should help a brother out, plus it’s a win win!
by CharlieWatson10 October 4, 2021
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Baghdadi turnpike

When you and your buddy cum at the same time, while banging a girl, and you make sudden prolonged eye-contact.
Me and Dave accidentally visited the Baghdadi Turnpike last Wednesday with Michelle
by TrumpSucks2k16 May 31, 2023
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