The really hot lead singer/guitarist from the Arctic Monkeys. He's the, "Best lyricist in Sheffield," and was number one on NME's Cool List (2005).
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A special type of insane state one reaches that it can be only compared to the three ringed circus state of Florida. A state where meth heads, dopers, rednecks and weirdos are involved in all kinds of nonsense that become internet comedic gold. This special deranged state usually includes a mixture of elements including drugs, drinking, destruction, arrest, nudity, and some sort of sexual deviance with an inanimate object or wild animal.
Dude- "What in the shit happened to JD!?!? He drank 6 shots of Tequilia, smoked some PCP, then crashed his Ford F-250 into a Denny's and was arrested naked attempting to sodomize an inflatable alligator!"
Chick-"Sweet Jesus, he turned all Florida on us. There's no turning back once you break that seal."
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Chick-"Sweet Jesus, he turned all Florida on us. There's no turning back once you break that seal."
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Get the to turn a blind eye mug.Catherine Turnbull is one of the most annoying people you’ll ever meet, but I guess they can be kinda fun sometimes. They come off to be a hoe, but in reality cry and freak out every time they see a dick lol. They also always crack under peer pressure. They like to date Asians for some reason idk why lmao. They are secretly Malcom Turnbulls daughter but keeps it a secret because she’s embarrassed she was adopted. Also has one of the best cousins ever. Very skinny and sexy but unfortunately doesn’t have an ass like her sexy cousin. Some say she should be yeeted off this earth.
by Stranger000 February 23, 2019
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The driver will usually drive away from the object they hit and examine the damage the next day, because of the need to focus on just making it home. This type of crash will not total, or structurally damage a vehicle beyond the point of drivability, and is mostly a cosmetic damage.
Usually performed by older males who right before leaving will say to his friends “I’m not even drunk” then perform a whiskey turn
The driver will usually drive away from the object they hit and examine the damage the next day, because of the need to focus on just making it home. This type of crash will not total, or structurally damage a vehicle beyond the point of drivability, and is mostly a cosmetic damage.
Usually performed by older males who right before leaving will say to his friends “I’m not even drunk” then perform a whiskey turn
Me and joe went to the bar to celebrate his new promotion at work and he drank 8 beers in 2 hours. On the way home I watched him take a whiskey turn and smash a sign and break off his mirror. I laughed, because I know his wife is gonna kick his ass for driving drunk.
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