Turkastrophe

When something goes horribly wrong with the turkey for Christmas or Thanksgiving dinner.

Your Dad says "Just look after the bird and I'll do everything else" and you forget to take it out of the freezer to thaw in time. Stores are all closed. Oh the turkastrophe!

Or you're used to buying a fresh turkey, you opt for a frozen one and it totally sucks, deeming it a turkastrophe!

by LindseyJay December 25, 2009

Turkey Nosing

When someone is overdosing on molly on the couch or in the general living room area and can't control their extremities from making involuntary movements, it is common to touch their thumb to their nose and wiggle their fingers; thus looking like there is a turkey on their nose.

Matt: "Hey man, is Casey overdosing on molly again"?

Anthony: "Yeah man, he's turkey nosing big time"

by Molly olly oxen free December 22, 2012

turkey buzzard

A woman 20 years past a cougar that still likes to hunt but can't take down the prey.

Watch out for the turkey buzzards when you visit your grandma at the retirement home.

by ewm3lisa December 14, 2015

turk name

Another name given to someone with the experience and past actions giving them the right to get the name. Must have Turk in the name.

1. Me: What’s that hoe Amanda’s Turk name?

Friend: They call her Community Turk because

she’s hoeing around the community.
2. Yoo Lil Turk is a walking case!

by Yahoedina August 29, 2019

Turkey Teeth

Overly white teeth or veneers that look like they were done on the cheap in Turkey. Think Rylan, Jordan or Barry Gibb from the Bee Gees.

There seems to be a lot of lads and girls in Glasgow walking around with Turkey Teeth. Their teeth are so large and white they could eat an apple through a tennis racquet.

by infamous budgerigar April 5, 2021

Torky

Long lost sister of Junior (junior b)

“That’s my Torky…as it seems” 🎶

Torky can often be interchangeable with an adorable little house cat or puppy from how cute she is

The child services mentioned torky as having been spotted in a dam near a pond which only aroused suspicion

Torky, torky (a used napkin holder, etc) is simply Torkish for long lost follower/relative

by jezzabellheights_ July 31, 2022

cock turkey

Some One Who Gobbles Cock...
Most Likely A Gay Male i.e. Cameron Faulkner
Or A Female Who Is Often Sucking Cock

Dude Cameron Is Such a Cock Turkey...
Seemingly I Wouldnt Be Suprised If He Was Gay

by Justin Heinze November 8, 2007