gay babies. usually dark brown with creamy white highlights. delivered out of the anal canal (the gay birth canal), commonly dropped into a porcelain bowl filled with water. much like the heterosexual water birth.
last night, after my significant other came in my gay ass, i just knew i would shit out one or more gay babies. what straight people consider turds.
by reverendmo May 29, 2010
A synonym of "word," as in "affirmative" or "agreed." Can also be posed in the form of a question, meaning "really?" Used in conjunction with "my" and/or "your" to create "my turds?" and "your turds?" respectively. Turds, being synonymous with word, has created a plethora of spin-off terms (eg. "turds are hard," "sick ass little turdies" etc.)
by sizzeybinatar June 22, 2004
turds
mark was taking a greasy old shit when his ferd started running away, so when he ran after it, he left a trail of dirty old turds
by donald mkcduck June 5, 2018
The act of telling your friends you are going to go pee and (insert a couple of other activities/chores) so that your long absence doesn't give away the fact that you were pooping.
by rusrsrn July 28, 2020
shortened non medical word for testicular uranium radiation deterioration. it applies to most heads of state who thinks it nucleur(however you say it ) adds to the number of boyfriends they get to sit around the table and discuss war hire hookers and pour a lot of concrete. the actual workers who mine the uranium who lose arms legs and body parts to contamination are not invited to the party.
We need to throw up a turd to the West to cause a reaction among our citizens that they could go to the uranium fields and lose their body parts unless they conform to the law of our religion.
by mgpaperboy May 12, 2007
1) A piece of, often brown long and foul smelling, matter that exits out of a persons ass crack during the process of defication.
2) Something that just exited out of my ass crack
3) An exclamation that one may yell in a time of distress
2) Something that just exited out of my ass crack
3) An exclamation that one may yell in a time of distress
1) Teacher: Now class, what is that thing that comes out of your ass crack?
Class: A turd!
Class dumb kid: Artichoke?
2) Hello, UB viewer. I just took a giant turd
3) Person 1: Ur mom just died.
Person 2: Ohhhh TURD!!!
Class: A turd!
Class dumb kid: Artichoke?
2) Hello, UB viewer. I just took a giant turd
3) Person 1: Ur mom just died.
Person 2: Ohhhh TURD!!!
by ...Ud editor... November 23, 2007
A type of doughnut. Those cruellers that are crescent shaped, and pinched on the ends. They are brown with a clear glaze.
Hey, let's go to da bakry n get some turds and joe, yah?
Ya! Dang, I'm so hungry, I could eat tree of 'em.
Ya! Dang, I'm so hungry, I could eat tree of 'em.
by nixtheshrubbery April 15, 2008