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trumpet

The absolute best instrument in the band.
While players range, a high amount of people can play this piece of brass beauty incredibly well.
It is also includes a painful mouthpiece, lots of valve oil, slide grease, and a slightly heavy case.
**Caution: Never attempt a High C (above the staff) in your first year playing**
Believe me, the trumpet is so awesome, no words can exactly explain its awesomeness.
by trumpetplayer December 14, 2016
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trumpet

Usually played by a cocky person who thinks he is the best and that his instrument is also....even though it only has three keys and sounds like an elephant.
Trumpet Player: "Hey I'm the best and so is the trumpet."
reg. person: "uhhh dude what did u do to you're car? The only thing that still works is the horn."
by clarinetist September 19, 2003
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trumpets

Trumpets or toots his or hers own horn. Says it like it is. Defines his or hers own space. Is not afraid to speak out. Is not afraid to speak freely about their own beliefs or political agenda
Toots or trumpets his own horn!
by Thomas Terrio October 17, 2008
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trumpet

An instrument played by the cockiest of band members. Those who play the trumpet tend to think they are the gods of the band.
That arrogant bastard is such a trumpet.
by euphoniumshadow19 March 11, 2009
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trumpet

Played by pompousjerks who believe they are superior to their fellow band members. Very rarely played correctly and very often blasted. The only time trumpet players get any action is at band camp.
"What's this song supposed to be? I don't hear anything but noise..."
"Yeah, that band has way too many trumpets."
by trumpet hater August 10, 2005
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trumpeting

The passing of gas. Usually quite loud and fetid
Those beans have had me trumpeting all night
by The barb of Avon February 22, 2017
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trumpet

Usually a very loud abnoxious instrument. Usually the conductor or band director will play one; probably because it's way louder than the rest of the instruments.
"What comes after a conductors cut-off? A trumpet solo!"
"Who is that abnoxious girl? Oh thats the trumpet player."
by Briittaanyyy December 28, 2005
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