trumpet 

The annoying-high pitched brass trash

The trumpets failed that note.

trumpet by Friesians101 December 13, 2016

Trumpet 

Verb. Passing of air through one's dickhole. The male equivalent to a queef.

1. Richard was titty fucking me last night and straight up trumpeted on my face.

2. I thought I was cumming but it was just a trumpet.

Trumpet by 5ickch33s3 January 1, 2017

trumpet 

Refers to games that have too much water.

"Do you like trumpets?"
"Eww no."
"How is that even humanly possible?"

trumpet by Benas-545 September 28, 2017

Trumpet 

A trumpet is a blown musical instrument commonly used in classical and jazz ensembles. The trumpet group contains the instruments with the highest register in the brass family.

I played the trumpet at the ochestra the other day.

Trumpet by ansisjm October 30, 2017

Trumpet 

An instrument that makes a saxophone look like a useless sex toy for God's and is only created Zeus, the god of all gods of Greek mythology

When Zeus developed trumpets Trumpets, it was so beautiful that it made Satan remove the saxophone from his asshole

Trumpet by Godly asshole March 9, 2018

Trumpet 

Verb. Pronounced: "Trump It"
When you emotional tweet about something as if a twelve year-old would.

You're drunk Jimmy, don't go trumpeting about cultural appropriation. Just pass me the goon sack you gronk.

Trumpet by nou June 6, 2018

Trumpet 

Slang term for "Telephone"

I need a new trumpet this one's broke

Trumpet by Meddler101 July 8, 2018