totes mcgoats

The only appropriate response for when someone asks you to do something ridiculously cool.

Jezabeth: "Want to start a sea monkey farm?"
Tobias: "TOTES MCGOATS!"

Finbar: "Want to have role play sex? You can be Hermione and I'll be Ron."
Sarah: "TOTES MCGOATS BROSKIE!"

by Pole Girl 134 May 30, 2010

totes ridic

A shortened verision of the phrase "totally ridiculous".

That dude's tie looks totes ridic with that shirt and suit combo.

by CJTChicago January 25, 2008

Totes Negotes

When something is totally negotiable, but you are so brah'd out' that you could never bring yourself to say the full words themselves.

"Askin' fifteen hundee for the car, but the price is totes negotes."

by nimala August 22, 2012

Totes Mcgoats

something moms say when they're trying to sound "hip" or cool.

Mom: That's totes mcgoats!!

Child: Mom wtf does that even mean?

by PrdflS8n January 6, 2021

Totes McGoats

A terrifying beast located near Niagra Falls that scares people into recycling with the demonic powers.

You better recycle that or Totes McGoats will get you!

by B. Beale March 20, 2016

Totes cray

Short for "Total crazy"

Adding another "cray" (Totes cray cray) adds further to how crazy "it" was.

example 1:

"Did you see that football game last night."

"I know! It was totes cray!"

example 2:

"Dude, that guy was totes cray cray!"

by SwadeJ January 2, 2012

totes my goats

slang for totally, used between full grown men in a bro-mantic relationship, to convey their excitement to a suggestion. Made popular by Paul Rudd's character in I Love You, Man.

Sydney: Dude, we should rock out sometime.
Peter: Totally.... totes my goats.

Guy 1: let's go downtown and pick up some hot chicks!
Guy 2: Totes my goats!

by SuperBabs April 6, 2009